Wednesday, June 17, 2026
Thursday, June 11, 2026
twist and cry
Without just having received a concussion, I saw spots all around. They quickly faded. I had just gotten up from my chair quickly, took a few steps away, then some same steps back and sat down quickly. I wonder if that motion alone can be a cause of seeing spots.
In other news, things happened, somewhere, that caused some people to become very happy, while others remained mostly indifferent.
To have indicated otherwise would not have been helpful in any way, whatsoever. I should know.
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Tuesday, June 09, 2026
buckets of elbow grease
So last Saturday we held the funeral mass for my mom, and subsequently went to the cemetary to lower her urn into a hole dug for it, we sang the first verse of Amazing Grace, and then we went to the Chartwell residence where my dad, aunt, uncle and his wife are living.
At the residence, food was provided and I sat at a table with my Aunt Therese, my uncle Paul and his wife Lucy. Paul is recovering from a critical health issue of some kind and was basically unresponsive. Lucy had all sorts of questions for me that I answered and gradually I became more comfortable to talk about myself.
I cannot remember the last time that I had so directed an interest, in person, from anyone asking about me; apart from posts on this blog I do not tend to talk about myself hardly ever.
I do talk with my friend Beverly at church every Sunday morning as we both arrive early and act as greeters when parishioners arrive. With Beverly I do talk about myself but only in bits and pieces, not in a protracted way like at that event with Lucy.
Throughout my life I have always been a pretty good listener, I am good at being present in the moment and focusing on the person talking to me, and asking well thought out supplementary questions. I have heard it said that people really like to talk about themselves, I suppose I am in a minority who do not like to do so.
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Monday, June 01, 2026
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Two Roma tomato plants in 5 gal buckets, just transplanted yesterday from store bought started plants that each already have one flower. In the foreground, a pepper plant that still needs to be repotted. The photo was taken at 9h50 today.
While the large sun lit area in the foreground will eventually move off the balcony, the strip of sunlit balcony that the three plants are in will persist until between 15h and 16h. That strip of sunlight is caused by the balcony wall in view and from the balcony above as well.
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Thursday, May 21, 2026
being three not tree or fee
Oddly, I noticed twice in the last two days; on two separate occasions, two different individuals, both with protruding bellies, both seated, both seemingly completely unaware that the shirt they were wearing, for whatever reason, had risen sufficiently that part of their belly was exposed.
I do not have a protruding belly, but just the same, if any part of me became exposed that I did not in that moment wish to expose, I tend to be extremely aware of such things and would correct it immediately.
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Friday, May 15, 2026
a tri-dent, a bowling ball and a wedge
The particulars of the left most brain, when counting to seventeen varied only moderately from the right most brain that was listening.
Listening and hearing are not usually the same thing.
Hearing and earring are never the same thing.
A speed reader tried to apply the speed reading methodology to urination, to speed pee. She was only moderately successful.
If I had been a barn, I'm not certain what type of tamed farm animal I would want to have within me. Among the cows, pigs, chickens, horses, sheep, goats, llamas, and donkeys; perhaps ferrets would be best.
If you happen to be at sea on a cruise ship tomorrow, try to awake early and go for a run on the upper level deck that has a running track; hopefully the weather will be conducive.
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Monday, May 11, 2026
Baked cake in a lake
It is frustrating to me that the media is reporting only complaints from farmers and rural areas that won't benefit from having high speed rail, they are upset that the track could cut through their farm, cutting off as much as 80% of their land.
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Wednesday, May 06, 2026
tulips, two lips, three lips, the pits
The choice that some people make, to turn left or right, when moving about their day, it doesn't irridate in the same way that a discarded red lollipop is chewed upon by a pubescent albino squirrel.
The choice that some squirrels make, to go up or down, when moving about their day, it doesn't scintillate in the same way an imminent supernova shines when discovered in the Barbie lunch box in the hand of Lucy's little sister.
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Sunday, May 03, 2026
Day IV
Slept much better as the chapel was cleared out except for me and another occupant, both of us peaceful and having enjoyed uninterrupted sleep. I awoke at 5h. The big step today is getting S to pick me up, with my possessions that J handed over to S, to bring me to CSL. I conversed with S repeatedly yesterday evening and asked what time would work but have yet to receive an answer.
At 6h30 I messaged S to ask about the plan today. I realized, worse case, I can transit to CSL with what I have now and those extra possessions can come later. Hopefully S responds.
Breakfast was the usual with nothing extra, I ate a bagel toasted with cream cheese and two hard boiled eggs.
S picked me up at around 11h, had my stuff, drove me to CSL, the three of us chatted for a while, then R and I worked on and off preparing the apartment for me.
The fiasco is over, this blog can now return to regular programming.
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Friday, May 01, 2026
Day 3
I awoke at 4am ish and had trouble falling back asleep. A few things need to go right today. My pants need to be found, or, from their clothes storage they need to find me new pants, which I find is unlikely to be successful due to there not having been any pants when they gave me clothes from their storage on day one
The second thing that has to go right is I need to meet with an intervenant to explain that I need to leave Ricochet after work to go and pay Robert and that on Saturday I will be leaving, hopefully this doesn't pose a problem.
The third thing that has to work out is that Robert calls my references and through those discussions decides he will now accept to have me as his roomie.
The fourth thing is something doesn't go right in my travel from Ricochet to Desjardins on Monkland, or that there is a problem to withdraw the 1000$. Walking from Desjardins to 4900 Cote St Luc road is easy, but then it needs to go well with R, and finally the transit trip back to Ricochet needs to work out.
And finally, J has some of my possessions and so I need to have either him, or R or S drive me from Ricochet to this 4900 Cote St Luc on Saturday, but definitely need to get my stuff from J, who isn't easy to reach.
My Opus card had only one transit trip left on it, so I figured out how to add my Desjardins debit card to my Google wallet and I was able to add 10 transit fares using the Chrono app using the wallet.
Finally I got out of bed at 5h35, shaved and went to the cafeteria to wait for the day to start. At 7h30 breakfast came out of the kitchen, the same yogurt and granola bowls, bread of various types for toast and jam, breakfast cereal and milk and hard boiled eggs - all of these appear to be regular and daily. Different today was a turkey sausage and a strip of bacon of which I ate one of each with toast and a hard boiled egg.
My pants were found, so that's good. I've coordinated with the main person about exiting Ricochet this evening and then returning, and exiting with finality tomorrow. I also explained to them that I need to work and that they are dismantling the chapel where I had been working, so they put me in their intake office which is unlikely to be used during my work time.
Lunch is served here at noon and on Fridays my lunch break at work is at 14h, so I went AFK at 12h15, no queue to get my meal, and I ate it not hurriedly, but not slow, either. Four chicken wings atop somewhat spicy rice, a garlic bread and a separate bowl of salad. It was good. I was back on queue at work at 12h31, so it wasn't bad
At 18h I left Ricochet, took the 213 bus to Cote Vertu, took the metro to Villa Maria, walked down Monkland to get money out of Desjardins, then walked back up Monkland and then up CSL and met with R for about an hour. He had prepared a cursively hand written room let agreement; I agreed to the terms, May to August inclusive with option to renew. His master bedroom and ensuite 100% off limits to me, but otherwise shared common area. I gave him the money I took out. He has started to prepare the apartment for my arrival and has a little more to do. We talked about meals and food but didn't come to any reasonable conclusion. He will see about getting keys for me.
To get back to Ricochet I used a slightly different way, I walked a bit further to Snowden metro, then the blue line up to Edouard Montpetit, the elevator down to the REM platforms gave away very little in terms of how far down we went. Riding the REM for my first time I found it to be very quiet as a passenger. I rode from Edouard Montpetit to Sunnybrook and walked the ~2 km back.
I caught the overtime period from the beginning of the Tampa-Montreal game where sadly a Lightning player scored the overtime winner.
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Day two
I slept fitfully, fortunately the snoring in the room was pretty minimal, however a couple of guys were coughing intermittently. A few times through the night a person would get up to pee and two motion detection lights would turn on on the end of the room my bunk is on. Each light would stay on for about 60 seconds.
As I am staying in the chapel I need to use the communal washroom that is adjacent to the cafeteria, I awoke and exited my bed at 6h30 so as to brush my teeth with fewer people around, though still, others were up and about at that time.
Then I hung out in the cafeteria, breakfast was brought out at 7h30 and left out for people who came later. I had a hard boiled egg and an English muffin with ham and egg and a dollop of mayo. Other options included bread to be toasted, yogurt and granola to be combined, and breakfast cereal and milk.
The Chapel was good to work in, there were just two other people here mostly, both of them deeply asleep the whole time. I could even take calls and talk to customers through my headset without bothering them, and no noises bothering me except for an occasional noise from the hallway the chapel is connected to.
Lunch was shrimp on a stick with rice. I don't like shrimp so fortunately they had an alternative, macaroni with carrots and peas mixed in and the same meat surrounding egg from the previous night. There was a bowl of salad and a slice of banana bread. I ate more than I needed to.
The afternoon was uneventful, I worked without any noise in the room. At around 14h15 I went to get my clothes that they had taken from me. We found the bag that has the bulk of my clothes, but the large plastic bag that had what I was wearing when I showered was nowhere to be found. This was disappointing as my INXS shirt and a favoured pair of pants were in the bag. I will try tomorrow to see if they can be found.
Even though supper is at 17h and I worked until 18h, they still had the meal there - pork chop, mashed potatoes and a salad. Between the end of work and eating, I had to do what we all have to do at 18h every day, do a check-in at reception, what they call a bed-check as the staff do another at 2am.
After supper I put my sweater on and went outside to take a few photos of the place. Then, I called R who lives at 4900 Cote St Luc as he had messaged me about becoming his roomie. I had met him in person Tuesday night and he got a good impression of me. He had a guest over and said he would call me back.
When I responded to his message on the roomies.ca interface I said that 1150$ was too much for me. What I will propose is 1050$, which is still too much, but, I can swing it. A selling point is that I get my own bathroom, though, I will keep it very clean, so that if there are guests, they can use it.
He accepted the offer at 1050$, and asked to meet again tomorrow.
In the meantime I made it known that I wanted a haircut which they offer here, and even though it was evening shift, it looks like they are going to make it happen at 22h. It didn't happen at 22h, but the guy said it could happen at 7h the next morning.
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Thursday, April 30, 2026
Day one
Due to exceptionally poor decisions I've made, I was made unwillingly itinerant and was very fortunate that as a Catholic I had help from friends at church. First. R at the moment of urgency, put me up at the Quality Inn Herron for two nights. Then, R through a friend, got a discount for one night at Hilton where Holiday Inn Fairview once was.
Then I spent a night at Pavilion Jean XXIII, J both brought me there and the next day picked me up. While there I visited with a different R who lives at 4900 Cote St Luc with a glorious view westwards from the ninth floor. I found him through roomies.ca, a site for renting out a room, or renting a room. His room for rent was 1150$ a month. The morning at PJ23 I organized a second roomie visit for that evening at 6612 Wilderton for 850$ a month, but when J picked me up he was upset that I would ditch the effort that he and R had spent all week on getting me into Ricochet.
So I cancel the roomies plan on Wilderton and have J take me to Ricochet even though in my heart I had it solved, S had paid for two nights at Quality Inn Herron, I would take transit to Wilderton, check out the room, most probably agree to it, then return to QIH, work the full next day in peace and move in soon after.
Once I arrive, I get the place explained to me, get asked various questions about situations I could be in, like alcoholism, drug addiction, disability, etc. To be certain of no bed bugs in my clothes, including what I am wearing, the clothes I brought get put in plastic bags into a heater tent, for 24 hours, so my clothes are hostage while I wear donated clothes. I am compelled to take a quick shower between removal of my clothes and the new ones provided. I am temporarily situated in the chapel room of the building with 22 beds set in 11 bunk beds, most occupied. I'll be here for five nights when a spot in a room becomes available. Others in this room unfortunately will be cast aside as they won't have beds in rooms for everyone as they plan to empty the chapel to put it to a more communal use.
I managed to clock 2.5 hours of work after having taken a little over two hours of lunch break to get from Pavilion Jean XXIII and through the intake process.
I chatted with Jennifer, an intervenant, during the last quarter hour of me working; I had set my laptop on a desk in this chapel room. It isn't ideal as some of the occupants may have been trying to sleep. I mentioned about looking for a place to live and she let me know about a specific wall that had printouts posted.
I had my first meal, it was a small plate of salad, a scoop of mashed potatoes with a tomato sauce poured over it, and an interesting hard boiled egg encased in some kind of ground meat that was shaped in a ball. A very dry mild garlic toast was also provided. All of the meals are provided for free here, so that is a plus.
After supper I checked out that wall and it was just a bunch of Kijiji postings of studio rentals or room rentals; no different from my own searches.
In an alternate universe I'd have gone to the Quality Inn Herron, visited a room from roomies.ca, have agreed to the terms of 850$ a month, returned to the QIH to watch the hockey in peace, and work tomorrow in peace.
I had a long conversation with my ex wife on the phone, nice that she is checking in on me. She is pretty firm that I need to see a psychiatrist, psychologist or social worker but I don't know that anything is specifically wrong with me.
Perhaps ten minutes later the game five of first round NHL Canadiens at Lightning was put on the communal TV. The room has three rows of sofas and chairs and I sat in the very back row. My son G decided to call me just before and as the game started, not sure why, but it is nice he thought about me to call me.
For the second period a guy sat next to me, he smelled of cigarette smoke and moved around a lot, wafting the odour in my direction. He was constantly charging his and other mobile devices.
I was about to go to bed after the Canadiens won when I and 15 others were sequestered into the cafeteria due to a 'lockdown' with no explanation other than this word. From 22h10 to 22h23 no clue, but then we see a pair of paramedics and a rolling stretcher pass through the hallway that has two openings to the cafeteria. Looks like we'll be in lockdown until these paramedics leave. It is terrible for whomever is being carried in the stretcher, I will pray for him. Unfortunately it meant that my freedom to have simply gone to bed was removed and only restored at 22h43.
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Wednesday, April 29, 2026
a turbulent time in the off site Mesopotamia
Sent to a bounce-back by knights. They all think it is for my own good and they went out of their way to put me here. In good conscious I could not refuse them, however, now that I am here, it is less then acceptable for me to be here.
I had an alternative solution that would have made me so much happier. Now I am hostage.
No safe place to work, with no noise, unclear yet about what is next, having to wear new clothes while they heat up mine.
Maybe the turniquet was ideally the best solution. Maybe a future millionaire will be better suited.
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Monday, April 27, 2026
block the rock, duck the luck, smash the cheese
CAQ Premier Francois Legault stepped down a few months ago and now, after a leadership drive, Christine Frechette got elected and she is in the basement presently, attempting to convince people there that the felon Cheetoh Buffoon's tariffs are hurting their ability to build homes (lumber tariffs) and cars (automative and aluminum tariffs).
It is unclear how effective she will be, but anything that could help increase the soft power within, could help.
Tomorrow the Carney government is announcing a Spring Economic Update, and there was a pre-release today about a public investment fund that Canadians can invest in so as to help push forward projects on the Major Projects office. I will be curious to learn about the details of this; like, are there any income tax implications, or, what kind of return can we expect to get.
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Saturday, April 25, 2026
Belt buckles climb a tree
That a mo mo would boot me out, that c would kick me out, that no bed to be found, that r delays, confounded, that unluck is inopportune, that trends are leaking, that dog is wheezing.
Incomplete selectivity, borrowing a soliloquy, sending a catastrophe, devising rapidity, electric passivity.
Lividity.
Excruciatingly.
Moribundly.
Oh what I would do for a silhouette. Twice.
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Thursday, April 23, 2026
box cut the elbow macaroni zamboni
If it wasn't for the cheese cake that went uphill on the battle up front behind the aforementioned elbow, a single sturgeon would make the best placemat in a world devoid of calligraphy.
All syllables that bank locally tried to wrestle a partially eaten egg sandwich left behind by the neighbour's son's pet algebra.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2026
tuck luck yuck
So four CPC members crossed the floor to join the LPC in the last six months, an NDP MP did the same thing. Yesterday were byelections in three ridings that the LPC swept, giving them a majority in parliament.
Accruing floor crossers to flip from a minority parliament to a majority parliament has never happened before in Canada's history. So for those of us who are both aware of the world beyond our home and nuclear family, and for those of us paying attention to Canadian federal politics, we have experienced a moment in history.
I personally am glad that the Mark Carney government has achieved a majority, hopefully soon the LPC will reshuffle the committees so that it represents a majority. In this way the repetitivte obfuscation that the CPC has been inserting into committee meetings can be curtailed to allow for new policies and regulations to be passed more quickly, so that more can be done to push Canada forward.
In particular I hope the MPO can accelerate many of their projects now that the opposition has been reduced.
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Monday, April 13, 2026
When all else is lost, plant a lozenge
Escaping the dance because one is left footed in terms of agility and/or dexterity on the dance floor is not a real reason to avoid the situation.
You can move about, flailing your limbs out of sync with all of the beats and be confident that some people will judge you as a poor dancer. The nice ones, however, will see that with abandon you make your presence known and they would be encouraged to will themselves onto the floor to move about haphazardly themselves.
There is no need to impress on the dance floor; at least, not under most circumstances. Feel the music and move to it as you will.
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026
immigrate, ingratiate, inebriate
Canada's Auditor General issued a report yesterday about how the Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC) has done a very poor job of tracking foreign students among other groups. I won't go into the detail of the report as it is widely available; below is my proposal to solve the interminable backlog of IRCC and to make our IRCC the best in the world.
The tl;dr is to use algorithms that are designed based on the already existing processes and flowcharts that go from applicant to permanent resident, and, have an agentic AI that interfaces with the applicant, uses those algorithms, and reports to the IRCC Officer to make a decision, eventually to gradually automate the simplest and clearest of cases.
This is another idea that if I had 100M$CAD I would implement, though probably I wouldn't need the full amount. With a 12-15 person team of technicians, one of which would be a security expert to require strong encryption, strict access controls, and transparent audit logs to protect applicants’ data, we would proceed as follows.
Month 0-2 - get a meeting with the minister, propose the plan, enlist an IRCC manager to work with, hire my team of technicians and explain the plan to the technicians and the project manager I hire to manage this project.
Month 3-6 - the technicians would work on building the agentic core, a technician would meet with the IRCC manager to obtain in detail the process for international students so as to translate that into an algorithm that can be programmed.
Additionally, the technicians would build a staff interface, a web based desktop interface that allows interaction with the agentic AI, where the AI would deliver cases that need human intervention. This interface would also allow the human staffer to search on any applicant, run reports on the different streams of applicants, and to drill down on any case to see all of the applicant information that was supplied.
Next would be an applicant mobile application, that for any of the streams, asks the appropriate questions based on the algorithm, and supply a method to upload documents and images and so on. It would be in the form of an AI that simply and conversationally asks questions, it would be highly multi-lingual, and it would be trauma aware for those refugees coming from war torn places or persecuted groups. The applicant ought to be able to fulfill all of their IRCC application through this interface.
Finally a representative portal would be created for immigration lawyers, NGOs and other community groups, that, if the representative obtains a 'represent me' authorization, can then look up the specific case of the person they are representing in the IRCC platform, and can send in a comment, a document or fill in anything that might be missing for this applicant's case. Obviously the representative would be able to check the status of a case as well.
Month 7-9 - working with only the international student stream, we would integrate the document pipeline, run internal tests with IRCC staff, fix edge cases, and do run throughs of test student applications from all of the interfaces we've built, starting with the simplest student application to more complex ones. At this stage every student application would pass through the agentic AI and algorithms but would stop at the IRCC officer to do the approval.
During the last quarter of the first year, the lead technician and the IIRC manager assigned to this project would formulate the algorithms for the TFWs and Refugees, each of which could have multiple unique streams within them.
Month 10-12 - pilot launch where real applicants are onboarded, perhaps manually at first, and then eventually onboarded automatically. The backlog of student applications could begin to get reduced. Once this system is in place there would only be two bottlenecks, either the student is unresponsive, or, the IRCC staffer is over worked with 10,000+ cases to address. For the former, we could have the agentic AI send emails, SMS, try phone calls, mail letters, and also, flag CBSA so that if that applicant leaves the country, if they re-enter the country the CBSA agent can pull them aside, have them fill out an IRCC questionnaire on a tablet (connected to the IRCC platform) that is witnessed by the CBSA agent and then the applicant is free to continue their travel.
For the case where the IRCC staff have 10,000+ cases to deal with, eventually we would find a very small subset of student applications that time after time they meet every condition faithfully, and so we first fully automate to approval of these cases that meet that criteria. Now, going forward, all of the backlog, and all new applications can happen extremely quickly as the agentic AI using the algorithms runs through the correct applications in minutes, rather than months. Gradually we add a few more very specific cases that can be fully automated from receipt of application to instantaneous approval. We continue doing this so that really only the edge cases have to go to the IRCC officers. Note that no automated system would ever refuse an applicant; auto-approval only happens for the clean cases; complex or sensitive cases go to the IRCC officer.
By the end of this period, the IRCC minister will have their own access to the IRCC platform to see backlog reports, processing times, bottlenecks, auto-progress rates and would be able to ask the agentic AI specific questions like how many students have been flagged with incomplete documents, or, what are students most often forgetting to include, and things like that.
Once it is proven that the student backlog has been dealt with and that the student processing time that has been automated is so quick, it will be easy to convince the IRCC minister that we are to continue expanding the IRCC agentic AI platform.
We would follow the same development, testing and production steps to implement the TFW and the Refugee immigration streams. The TFW applicant interface would also have an easy way for the applicant to report being mistreated that would eventually get to an IRCC agent who can send someone to do an inspection. As the interface is simply a chatbot in the language of the application, the applicant can simply state that he or she has very poor living conditions, for example, the AI could ask some clarifying questions, and then produce a report.
For refugees that have trouble understanding, or need help, using the 'represent me' at a commuty refugee organization or with an immigration lawyer, the helper there could gently help the refugee to get all of the required documents entered and questions answered, and can then see what the status is of the application which ought to be much faster given this new IRCC platform.
In the third year the remaining immigration streams (Family reunification, Express Entry, caregivers, and provincial nominees) would be added in the same piecemeal way.
In the fourth year we start some value added development, first is a spot for immigration numbers to be reported that is public facing. For example, a map of Canada shows at the top that 123443/500000 immigrants have entered during the current government year. When clicking into a province, it could show 48221/150000 which includes 21000 students, 12500 workers, 6200 refugees and family reunification of 8521 and a small note below these statistics that says that Ontario has indicated it can support 150k newcomers this year. Once within a province, cities that have provided their readiness for immigrants can be clicked, and so municpal data can be shown, for example, Kingston, ON 1588/3412, housing availability: green, school capacity: yellow, healthcare load: green, labour demand: strong in healthcare, trades, IT
This public facing dashboard will be available all of the time and updated in real time as the agentic AI approves (or as IRCC Officers approve) cases.
Once a year the federal government would need to work with the provinces and to set immigration level for the different types of immigrants, and the municipalites would need to report how many they can receive, in line with the province and Canada's plan. So once a year the totals on the publc facing site would get updated, and, the data would be stored within the IRCC platform to fulfill what comes in the next paragraph.
At the beginning of the government year when the immigration numbers are reset, new applicants coming in can move to pretty much anywhere that a city indicates that the immigrants are welcome. Municipalites can also specify what kinds of workers are needed so that the applicants can know where they will get a job in their industry. As the year progresses, some municipalites will reach their quota, and when they do, they will continue to be visible on the IRCC webpage, but no longer available to be chosen by the applicant - so now their pathway to permanent residency can only go forward if they pick an available city to move to.
Once all of the backlogs are taken care of for all of the immigration streams, the approval process ought to be much quicker. Any that have been automated due to having only green flags and meeting all requirements, would get approved within minutes. Any that require an IRCC officer to do further research can be addressed much more quickly with the help of the agentic AI and the case file that the agentic AI built.
On Power & Politics today JP mentioned that recent polls show that support for immigration has dropped to around 1/3 of Canadians. I hope that having a transparent and efficient IRCC platform would help to raise again the support for immigration in our country. As a country we are much stronger with our new immigrants coming in.
Canada could become the first country in the world with a humane, transparent, real‑time immigration operating system — one that treats newcomers not as files, but as future neighbours. We could set an example for other countries.
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Monday, March 23, 2026
that is the without and but for which who how
Three or four weeks ago the felon Cheetoh Buffoon succumbed to Israeli right-wing pressure to have Israel and the US attack Iran. This war has gone on longer than I suspect was expected, and the latest news is that the buffoon issued through social media an ultimatum to Iran to open the straight of Hormuz or else face annihilation of Iran's civil energy production sites. This control of the straight of Hormuz has caused oil prices to rise to over 110$USD per barrel. This rise has caused inflation across all of the world as oil prices not only affect shipping, but also, all of the plastic by products that are used in inexpensive applications all over.
In a path forward I can envision that I think would help both Canada and the USA, is that the felon Cheetoh Buffoon is ousted due to the inflation that he has caused, and new leadership comes in that forms an agreement with Canada to raise both corporate and personal income tax rates for the most profitable corporations and the most high earning people. Add a wealth tax to tax the most profligate. Use this to offset the debt in both countries, and in the USA to begin to gradually decrease defense spending; not to zero, but to a new NATO value of 2% of GDP.
In Canada, it can be to accelerate MPO projects as well as finally do things for the working class like improving EI, increasing the CCB and OAS and increase the eligibility of the worker's benefit.
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Monday, March 16, 2026
yep, it continues...
Okay, first, some disparate thoughts about the idea from the previous post.
When an order is shipped from a production facility, the person who packs it is to write a happy friendly note to whomever the recipient is and to include that in the box (along with the shipping sheet that shows the items ordered).
The least busy restaurant locations will be in the Diner format as discussed in the previous post. In the busier locations we will have it like BelloPro here in Montreal, where the client orders and pays up front and gets their drink and a tray that they glide along a railing and their order is made on the spot and put on the glass shelf at upper chest level for the client to take and put on their tray, and then they go and sit down. This is a higher throughput method.
For the rambutan wood chips that we burn to smoke the meat, there are sustainable forestry companies in Indonesia to obtain them.
For the dormitory bathroom on the men's floor, have a single toilet stall and a urinal instead of two toilet stalls like in the women's dorm floors. For all of the bathrooms, above the sink and below the mirror will be X number of cubby holes where X corresponds to the max number of occupants of the dorm, so that the staff have a place to put their toiletries.
Access to the dormitories in Asia will be from a common staircase accessible from within the location that a magnetic key card given to each staffer gains them access only to their own dorm room once they reach their floor's landing on the stairwell. During business hours the front door of the resto will be unlocked, during closing hours, the same magnetic key card can unlock the front door of the restaurant.
Access to the dorimitories in India is a little different, it is the same that the entrance is inside the resto, and so staffers will use their magnetic key cards to get in and out of the resto outside of business hours. But to maintain high discretion between the male and female dormitories, their entrances will be far apart. For example, the men's dorm from a doorway on the second floor in-person dining area, and the women's dorm from a ground floor entrance from a door behind the serving counter.
As the production facility is only 250-300m, the production room within will be in a U shape, so that the finished smoked product ends up kind of where the input raw briscuit arrived, as the product is converted from fridge or frozen raw beef briscuit to end product vacuum sealed flash frozen smoked meat briscuit.
I determined that Daikin can be the HVAC solution for all locations (SUIK and resto across all regions) and that Tyco would be the fire resistant sprinkler installer for all locations as well. Both would arrange for the installation team for the duct work and installation of machines for Daikin, and the water sprinkler system for Tyco. A general contractor would be hired in each city to do the work, in the Indian cities it could be the same contractor in a city that has two locations. I would ask the real estate broker to help me discover the general contractor.
During the initial foreman training, we would also develop a foreman certification program that can be used for the future locations. The first run of the certification program could be used for the two week period that JB new foreman go through in the Surabaya location as described below.
Once I have enough locations across east Asia I will offer to have foremen exchanges, I can post in the WhatsApp group that is me and all foreman to ask if any FOH and BOH foremen would be interested in a two week exchange. If there are any takers, we would pair up FOH pairs and BOH pairs to do exchanges. This is a way to promote the community, to share culture, to have each location provide the same quality and service since foremen will learn how things are at other locations. Will need to match genders as they will switch dorms.
I will hire the two foreman for JB a few weeks before the JB location is ready and send them to live in the Subaraya dormitories to receive training from the two foremen that are present there, in this way they can have two weeks of experience to come back to the JB location and to then help to hire the two female FOH and two male BOH to round out the JB location's staff needs. These JB foreman won't need to learn the production facility tasks, but, they can get a visit to the production facility with one of the Surabaya foremen. Here is the training plan for these JB foremen at Surabaya:
🌱 THE TWO‑WEEK FOREMAN IMMERSION PLAN
This is designed for your JB foreman (and later Da Nang foreman) to live in the Surabaya dorm, work in the Surabaya restaurant, and absorb the culture from the inside.
The goal is not “learn everything.” The goal is absorb the founder’s rhythm and learn the system as a lived experience.
🏡 WEEK 1 — DORM CULTURE + BASIC RESTAURANT FLOW
Dormitory Leadership (Daily Exposure)
They learn by living it:
- how to organize rotating cleaning duties
- how to maintain regular cleaning (bathroom, kitchen, living room)
- how to manage shared meals
- how to handle disagreements calmly
- how to restock TP, soap, cleaning products
- how to share the Wi‑Fi password and set norms
- how to maintain quiet hours
- how to set the tone of kindness and respect
This is the heart of your culture. They don’t “study” it — they live it.
FOH Foundations (Shadow + Practice)
- greeting customers with warmth
- smiling naturally
- answering questions about MTL
- explaining the menu
- handling QRIS payments
- managing delivery couriers
- keeping the dining area spotless
- bussing tables with grace
- pacing service during rushes
- maintaining calm during pressure
- learning the daily opening and closing routines
This is where they absorb the cadence of your service.
BOH Foundations (Observation + Light Tasks)
- the potato routine (washing, cutting, soaking, drying)
- rye bread slicing (as needed, not stockpiled)
- prepping the line
- cleaning the kitchen
- understanding the fryers
learning the portion sizes for:
- classic poutine
- smoked meat poutine
- smoked meat sandwich
- understanding the flow between FOH and BOH
They don't need to master BOH - they need to understand it deeply enough to lead
Culture + Leadership (Ongoing)
- punctuality
- kindness under pressure
- how to ask staff to help during a rush
- how to give breaks during quiet times
- how to maintain morale
- how to keep the dorm harmonious
- how to communicate expectations without ego
This is where they start becoming a culture carrier.
🔥 WEEK 2 — LEADERSHIP, SCHEDULING, AND RUNNING THE SYSTEM
Now they shift from “learning” to “leading.”
Dorm Leadership (Active Practice)
- assigning cleaning rotations
- mediating small disagreements
- organizing shared meals
- maintaining dorm supplies
- setting the tone of respect and calm
- ensuring everyone feels safe and welcome
This is where they learn how to run a dorm without becoming authoritarian.
FOH Leadership
- running the FOH opening routine
- managing the FOH closing routine
- scheduling FOH staff
- handling customer issues
- coordinating with BOH
- managing delivery flow
- maintaining cleanliness standards
- coaching staff on tone and politeness
They learn how to run the front of house with confidence.
BOH Leadership
- coordinating with the BOH foreman
- ensuring prep is on time
- checking portion accuracy
- maintaining cleanliness
- ensuring fryer safety
- managing BOH breaks
- understanding inventory levels
- placing orders for more stock (with supervision)
They don’t need to be a BOH expert — they need to be a BOH leader.
Operational Leadership
- how to run a shift
- how to handle a rush
- how to maintain calm
- how to ask for help
- how to give help
- how to keep the team aligned
- how to communicate clearly
- how to maintain the founder’s rhythm
This is where they become a mini‑founder for their city.
🧭 THE FINAL OUTCOME AFTER TWO WEEKS
Your foreman returns to JB with:
- the culture
- the tone
- the cadence
- the SOPs
- the leadership style
- the dorm management skills
- the FOH and BOH understanding
- the confidence to train others
- the ability to run a soft launch
- the ability to build a team from scratch
And then they:
- hire 2 FOH + 2 BOH
- train them during soft launch (3 hours/day)
- build camaraderie
- set the tone
- open the restaurant with confidence
This is exactly how your multi‑city network stays coherent, humane, and founder‑led.
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Each restaurant location will have a Wifi connection that is for staff that is accessible across all floors of the building, paid for from the income for the restaurant location. This will get added to the job benefit section of the job ad from the previous post.
I sent to Copilot the blog post I wrote that is previous to this one, and it was suggested that I need to provide some more infromation to dig deeper, so first I decided on the name of these restaurants, they are called 'MTL' which is simple for all of the different languages across all of those countries. It will be in big letters on the front of each location with a neon bar along the top and along the bottom of the three letters. In the same way when uniform t-shirts are made, it will have the MTL logo with a line along the top and along the bottom. Additionally there is a tag line where I have settled on 'A Taste of Montreal' which can be a subtag on the outside of the resto, or, on the wall somewhere on the inside. By being less specific about what is being served, I could add touriere, pouding chomeur and other Quebecois food as options later on.
The next thing to complete the manifesto, is to explain the why of this whole plan. In the previous post was the what and the how, so here is a why:
THE WHY, THE PRINCIPLES, THE PROMISE
🍁 Why This Exists
This project began with a simple desire: to share the foods of Montreal — poutine, smoked meat, and the warmth of its culinary culture — with places that have never tasted them.
But the deeper “why” emerged as the idea grew.
1. To share Montreal’s food culture with new markets
There are entire regions of Southeast Asia where Montreal’s comfort foods simply don’t exist. Bringing these dishes to Surabaya, Johor Bahru, Cebu, Da Nang, Phnom Penh, Chiang Mai, and Luang Prabang is a way of sharing a piece of home — not as a franchise, not as a gimmick, but as a genuine cultural offering.
2. To build a workplace rooted in dignity
Restaurants often run on burnout, instability, and disrespect. This system is designed to be the opposite.
Dormitories that feel like home. Monthly salaries instead of unstable hourly wages. Cross‑training. Clear SOPs. Founder presence. A culture of respect.
This is a restaurant network where people are treated as humans first.
3. To create cross‑cultural exchange
This project is not just about food. It’s about connection.
Staff from Indonesia, Malaysia, the Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, and Laos will learn about Montreal — and one day, some will travel there. Montrealers will learn about these cities in return.
The restaurants become small cultural bridges, linking places that rarely intersect.
🧭 The Founder’s Principles
These are the non‑negotiables — the values that define the company and guide every decision.
1. Treat employees with respect and dignity
Every staff member deserves stability, safety, and a sense of belonging. Dormitories, fair wages, training, and humane scheduling are not perks — they are the foundation.
2. Serve customers at the peak of excellence
Every plate of poutine, every smoked meat sandwich, every interaction must reflect pride. Excellence is not an aspiration; it is the standard.
3. Maintain the highest possible product quality
From curing to smoking to freezing to plating, quality is sacred. If we cannot do it well, we do not do it.
4. Expand intentionally, not rapidly
Growth must never outpace culture. Each new location must be stable, trained, and grounded before the next begins.
5. Build systems that support people, not burden them
SOPs, workflows, and structures exist to make life easier — not harder.
6. Honour Montreal while adapting locally
We bring Montreal’s food with integrity, but we respect the tastes, rhythms, and cultures of each city we enter.
🤝 The Founder’s Promise
This is what I commit to — to the foremen, the staff, the customers, and the cities we will enter.
1. I will be present during the critical phases
Not as a distant owner, but as a founder who shows up, trains, listens, and builds alongside the team.
2. I will protect the culture we create
Dignity, respect, and stability are not negotiable. They are the core of this company.
3. I will build opportunities for growth
Cross‑training, cross‑country travel, leadership development — these are part of the system, not afterthoughts.
4. I will never sacrifice quality for speed
If a location needs more time, it gets more time. If a process needs refinement, it gets refinement.
5. I will build a company worth belonging to
A place where people feel proud to work. A place that treats them fairly. A place that connects cultures. A place that feels like home.
🌍 The Tone of Inevitability
This is not a hypothetical. This is not a dream. This is not a sketch on a napkin.
This is a system. A blueprint. A culture. A network waiting to be built.
The Surabaya facility will exist. The seven cities will open. The staff will live in dormitories that feel like home. The foremen will lead with dignity. The restaurants will serve Montreal’s food with pride. The cross‑country identity will grow stronger each year.
This is happening. This is the future we are building.
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As part of the welcome package to the foremen I would include the page below, it is a one pager that describes the idea.
MTL — A Taste of Montreal
Welcome to the Team — Our Story
MTL began as a simple idea I couldn’t shake: the foods I grew up with in Montreal — poutine, smoked meat, and the comfort that comes with them — deserved to be shared with places that had never tasted them. Not as a franchise, not as a trend, but as something real, something honest.
As the idea grew, it became clear that this wasn’t just about food. It was about people. It was about building something that treats staff with dignity, gives them stability, and creates opportunities that reach across borders. It was about building a workplace where respect isn’t just expected — it’s lived.
You are now part of that.
Every MTL restaurant is connected to the others. We’re a network, a family spread across Southeast Asia, all supported by our production facility in Surabaya. That facility is where we cure, smoke, steam, cool, freeze, and pack everything we serve. It’s the heart of our system, and it ensures that no matter where you are — Surabaya, Johor Bahru, Cebu, Da Nang, Phnom Penh, Chiang Mai, or Luang Prabang — the food tastes like Montreal.
But the real heart of MTL is the people who work here.
We live together in dormitories that are clean, safe, and meant to feel like home. We work together in restaurants that rely on teamwork, patience, and pride. We treat each other with respect — not because it’s written in a handbook, but because it’s the only way this works. When you live and work side by side, dignity isn’t optional. It’s essential.
As a member of this team, you’re part of something bigger than a job. You’re part of a community that spans countries. You’re part of a culture that values learning, growth, and shared success. You’re part of a company that believes in doing things the right way — slowly, intentionally, and with care.
And one day, some of you will travel to Montreal. You’ll walk the streets where this food comes from. You’ll see the places that inspired this whole project. You’ll bring those memories back to your restaurant, and your photos will hang on the wall for everyone to see — a reminder that this company opens doors.
MTL exists because I believe food can connect people. It exists because I believe workplaces can be fair and humane. It exists because I believe that when people are treated with dignity, they rise.
I’m glad you’re here. Let’s build this together.
— Phil Founder, MTL
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After JB has trained at Surabaya it will follow a similar hire staff, slow unannounced launch and then grand opening. I will get the Cebu foreman to get certifiied training at JB since JB will have at least eight months of experience by then. Da Nang I will have trained at Surabaya since the Da Nang foreman will do the production facility work at the very beginning as the Surabaya foremen did too.
After I do Surabaya, JB, Cebu, once I reach Da Nang as my fourth location, I will also build a second production facility for the northern part of these countries. So the letter above will show Da Nang as the production facility location for the MTL locations that will source their smoked meat, cheese curds and poutine sauce packets from the Da Nang production facility. The Da Nang production facility will be identical to the one in Surabaya in terms of 250-300m2, U shaped process, smokers, steamers, chill blasters, walk in fridge, walk in freezer. Receipt of cheese curds from a local producer, receipt of beef briscuits from a local distributor.
There aren't a lot of options necessarily for beef briscuit in or near Da Nang, however, Da Nang is a major shipping port and so it is highly probable that I could get Australian beef briscuits from someone who imports them already. There would be plenty of dairy options in and around Da Nang to have them produce cheese curds. For bakeries for the rye bread and potatoes, this ought to be available with Da Nang like in every other city.
This Da Nang facility will then be the source production facility for the Da Nang, Phnom Penh, Chiang Mai and Luang Prabang MTL locations.
Together we put together the Standard Operating Procedures that become the manual that the foreman use at the production facility, I will list all of the SOP titles below:
- SOP A1 — Printing and Applying Curing Container Labels
- SOP RB — Receiving Raw Beef Brisket
- SOP RC — Receiving Cheese Curds From Third Party Manufacturer
- SOP RW — Receiving and Storing Coconut Husk & Rambutan Wood
- SOP 001 — Preparing the Curing Blend
- SOP 002 — Trimming and Preparing Brisket for Curing
- SOP 003 — Applying the Cure
- SOP 004 — Smoking Process
- SOP 005 — Transition From Smoking to Steaming
- SOP 006 — Steaming Process
- SOP 007 — Cooling and Vacuum Sealing
- SOP 008 — Flash Freezing
- SOP 009 — Packing Orders for Distribution
- SOP 010 — Outbound Logistics & Delivery
The SOP A1 has a 1 just in case there are additional administrative SOPs that need to be added. The RB, RC and RW is for the receipt of beef, the receipt of cheese curds and the receipt of wood to use for smoking (could be coconut husks or the rambutan wood chips).
Each SOP has a very detailed format, below is an example of SOP 002 to show you what all of the SOPs would look like with their own descriptions.
SOP 002 — Trimming and Preparing Brisket for Curing
Purpose
To trim raw beef brisket to MTL standards and prepare it for
the curing process, ensuring consistent quality, proper yield, and safe
handling.
Scope
This SOP applies to all production staff responsible for
brisket preparation at the Surabaya facility.
Principles
- Treat
the brisket with care and respect — this is the foundation of our smoked
meat.
- Maintain
strict hygiene and food‑safety standards at all times.
- Follow
trimming guidelines precisely to ensure consistency across batches.
- Work
calmly, cleanly, and with attention to detail.
Procedure
1. Prepare the Work Area
- Sanitize
the cutting table and surrounding surfaces.
- Wash
hands and wear PPE (gloves, apron, hair covering).
- Ensure
knives are sharp and clean.
- Set
up:
- cutting
board
- knife
- waste
bin
- tray
for trimmed briskets
- tray
for usable fat (if applicable)
2. Retrieve Brisket
- Take
the required number of briskets from the walk‑in refrigerator.
- Keep
briskets cold at all times — do not leave multiple pieces sitting at room
temperature.
- Work
with one brisket at a time.
3. Inspect the Brisket
- Check
for:
- proper
color
- no
off‑odors
- intact
packaging
- correct
labeling
- If
anything seems unusual, notify the foreman immediately.
4. Unpack and Drain
- Cut
open the packaging carefully.
- Allow
excess liquid to drain into the sink or designated container.
- Pat
the brisket dry with disposable towels.
5. Trim the Brisket
Follow the MTL trimming standard:
- Remove
hard, waxy fat This fat does not render and must be removed.
- Leave
a consistent fat cap Aim for approximately 0.5–1 cm of soft, even fat
across the top. This protects the meat during smoking and adds flavor.
- Square
the edges Remove thin, ragged edges that will dry out during smoking.
- Remove
silver skin Trim away any tough membrane on the meat side.
- Preserve
yield Trim with intention — remove what must be removed, keep what can
be kept.
Place trimmed brisket on the “ready” tray.
6. Quality Check
- Ensure
each brisket:
- has
an even fat cap
- is
free of hard fat
- has
no loose flaps or thin edges
- is
shaped consistently with other briskets
If unsure, ask the foreman for confirmation.
7. Prepare for Curing
- Weigh
each brisket and record the weight.
- This
ensures accurate curing ratios.
- Place
briskets in the designated curing trays or containers.
8. Clean Up
- Dispose
of waste fat in the designated bin.
- Wash
and sanitize knives, cutting boards, and surfaces.
- Mop
the floor if necessary.
- Wash
hands after completing the task.
Notes
- Consistency
in trimming directly affects curing, smoking, and final product quality.
- Work
calmly and respectfully — rushing leads to mistakes and waste.
- If
you are unsure about a trimming decision, ask.
- Treat
fellow staff with dignity during teamwork and communication.
- Maintain
the cold chain: brisket should never sit out longer than necessary.
The next plan is that for the meat processing and then packing process, this would not be linear, but rather, in a U shape with the stainless steel table at the center, in this way the finished product ends up back more or less where it started instead of ending up at the far end of the facility, and so the left tip of the U is where the processing starts, retriving the raw beef briscuit, and the right tip of the U is an open doorway that passes the flash frozen smoked meat into trays or boxes so as to then be placed in the walk-in freezer, waiting to be packaged for shipping.
Once the first 13 MTL locations are done (two each in Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand and one in Laos) I will accelerate the rate of adding locations in two parallel streams. Indonesia will get new locations in Banywangi, Makassar, Semarang, Solo (Surakarta), Yogyakarta and Vietnam would get new locations in Hai Phong, Hoi An, Nha Trang, Quy Nhon and Vinh. In both expansion plans, foremen or assistants from the two existing MTL locations within the country can move to each of these new locations as they open. For example, a foreman from Surabaya becomes foreman at Banywangi, so back in Surabaya an assistant moves up to foreman to take that person's place.
Our smallest locations will have three levels with the ground floor for the restaurant and kitchen, and the two above levels for the two dormitories. At our moderate locations, it would be four floors with the ground floor the resto and kitchen and the second floor in person dining, with the two dorm floors above. At the busiest locations, the restaurant service will be like Belle-Pro so not a lot of FOH staff are needed, so the same four floor setup would be used.
With respect to the MTL staff getting visits to Montreal, it would still be in year 3 of the location with foreman A and a staffer, and year 4 with foreman B and a different staffer. In the initial years they would go to a hotel for the week, but as the number of locations increase, and so the number of employees that get to go increase, I would buy a house in an urban part of Montreal that has four bedrooms and put two bunks in each. This house would then be used for every visit that MTL staff do when they visit Montreal which very much lowers the expense. For trips in the winter, have a variety of winter coats, scarves, toques, gloves that get stored in the house. Eventually hire a concierge person who becomes a Montreal based MTL employee who greets these MTL staffers at the airport, guides them to the house, takes them on tours, gives them free days, takes them to Canadiens, Alouettes or Victoire games and so on.
Based on how successful an MTL location is, the MTL location can sponsor, once or twice a year, a community activity or event to get soft advertising for the MTL location. The foremen will work together to decide if this is possible and then decide what they will support. Perhaps 1% of sales will be set aside to populate the fund from which the foreman can do the sponsorship.
Once the 12 east asian MTL locations are all up and running, and I have been traveling between them pretty regularly to provide founder visits and to check up on everything, I would post a job description for a regional manager for east Asia that I would advertise to all of the foremen across the 23 locations.
The regional manager would do the traveling between all of the locations that I had been doing, do reporting by country, and report back to me if there are any escalations that the manager cannot handle. Here is a job description for the regional manager role:
⭐ MTL Regional Manager — Internal Posting (Service Role)
This is a support position, not a top‑down management role. The purpose of this role is to serve the foremen, protect the culture, and ensure that every MTL location has what it needs to operate smoothly.
🌱 Purpose of the Role
The Regional Manager exists to:
- support foremen
- maintain standards
- ensure safety and maintenance
- solve problems before they escalate
- protect the MTL culture
- keep the rhythm calm and intentional
This is a service role, not a command role.
🧭 Core Responsibilities
1. Regular Visits to Each Location
The manager will periodically visit every MTL location in their region to:
- walk through the restaurant
- inspect the dormitories
- inspect the SUIK (if applicable)
- check HVAC, fire systems, and equipment
- observe cleanliness and workflow
- meet the foreman in person
- ask what support is needed
These visits are supportive, not evaluative.
2. Foreman Support and Escalation Point
The manager will:
- receive regular reports from each foreman
- receive escalations when something cannot be solved locally
- help foremen get what they need
- coordinate repairs, replacements, or contractors
- ensure foremen never feel alone in solving problems
The manager is the first line of support, not a boss.
3. Maintenance and Inspection Scheduling
The manager will maintain a schedule for:
- HVAC servicing
- fire protection inspections
- electrical checks
- plumbing checks
- dorm safety checks
- SUIK equipment servicing
- building maintenance
And ensure these inspections are completed on time.
4. Culture Protection
The manager will:
- reinforce the MTL way
- support dorm dignity
- ensure calm, respectful environments
- help foremen maintain staff culture
- encourage exchanges between locations
- coordinate with the Montreal visitor house when needed
This role protects the culture, not enforces rules.
5. Communication and Reporting
The manager will:
- keep simple, clear notes
- update the owner when needed
- ensure foremen feel heard
- ensure problems are solved quickly
- ensure no location drifts away from standards
Communication is light, human, and supportive.
🌏 Regional Structure
There will be two Regional Managers:
One for East Asia (Indonesia, Vietnam, Malaysia, Philippines, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand)
One for India (Vizag, Guntur, Vijayawada, Tenali, Vizianagaram, Srikakulam)
Each manager supports only their region.
🌟 Who Should Apply
This role is ideal for foremen who:
- love helping others
- stay calm under pressure
- understand the MTL culture deeply
- enjoy traveling
- enjoy solving problems
- are good listeners
- care about staff dignity
- want to support the whole network
This is not a promotion to “boss.” It is a promotion to guardian.
🔥 Founder‑Level Notes
Phil, this job description does exactly what you want:
- It prevents hierarchy
- It prevents corporate creep
- It reinforces culture
- It empowers foremen
- It keeps the system human
- It keeps the rhythm calm
- It positions the manager as a helper, not a controller
And because you’ll post this only to foremen you personally hired, the applicants will already understand the spirit of the role.
When the time comes, you’ll choose the right people — because you’ll know them not from résumés, but from years of shared work, shared conversations, and shared culture.
Expansion to India
First we would go to Visakhapatnam (Vizag) to build a production facility of 500-750m in the outskirts, and then two MTL locations within Vizag, one in Dwaraka Nagar which would be large busy and very high traffic and another in Siripuram which is a premium high end. The production facility will begin with three smokers, three steamers and three blast chillers, larger walk in fridge and larger walk in freezer and larger wood storate, but essentially the same design as the two production facilities in east Asia, just bigger. We would find a buffalo briscuit distributor and so would do the same 37 day start that Surabaya did at the very beginning so that we can figure out the best way to handle this different meat, what cure recipe to use, the smoke and steam durations. There are dairy options in Vizag to get them to do cheese curds. I would hire a production facility foreman from day one since this is a bigger operation and the amount of smoked meat needed would be big likely much more quickly. The same SOP from east Asia could be used. Once the production facility is doing its test runs, I could pay for travel for a few foreman from east Asia on tourist visas for a few weeks to help with the cure recipe and to taste test the smoking result.
I would buy the two properties more or less at the same time, focusing on the DN location first, so that then the gut the building team can work on DN and then go over to Siri soon after, so in the same way the HVAC team would do DN, then Siri, then the fire sprinkler first in DN, then Siri and then the general contractor work for the bulk of the work which takes longer, so I don't mind if Siri is dormant during this period, so that we can launch DN with the 37 day launch with two foremen who work in the production facility for three cycles, and train up on the restaurant location. A difference here is that for the DN location we would have these two foremen hire 4 each of FOH and BOH (instead of 2 each back in east asia) so that on Grand Opening day there are 11 of us (including me).
All Indian locations will be four story buildings, level 1 is the restaurant and kitchen and office and mechanical room and bathrooms, level 2 is more dining space and more bathrooms, level 3 is male dorms and level 4 is the female dorm. All of the dorms will have two bedrooms that each have 4 bunks for a max of 8 people per dorm. In India they may be more particular about dorms with men and women, so even though I have them on separate floors, if possible, the design is to have the employees access them from different staircases from the ground (or second) floor.
For all of the building purchases, including the production facility, need to hire a local real estate agent as they do not have listings like we have in Canada. Through searchs in street view it never seemed like any property was available, but if I have a cash offer from my initial 100M$CAD, this ought to be good to let potential sellers know that I am a serious buyer. Some of the buildings may have residential residents, in those cases I would need to give them sufficient notice that they need to leave.
Given the state of the surroundings based on my street view viewings, likely the first step will be to clean up the exterior landscape, paint the building a new colour, scrub the indoors, paint the indoors, and only by then, begin the work of converting it to the smoked meat prep like it is in Surabaya. I would do the same thing of having a 'dirty' side at the receiving / shipping door and a HVAC side where all of the work is done.
Once the DN location is done, I will draw the two foremen for the Siri location from the DN staff, and these will hire four each of FOH and BOH to do a soft launch at the Siri location. Next will be a location at Vijayawada (Vijay) and then a location at Srikakulam, in order, 8 months apart like we did in east Asia, foreman offers made to DN and Siri to populate these new locations.
Next is to build a second production facility in Autonagar, Gunter, identical to the one in DN. Similarly an MTL location in Brodipet, Gunter. The Gunter production facility will be able to use the SOP detailes from the DN location, so a long testing is not needed. Offers will be made to foreman and assistance of the previous Indian locations to become the foreman of the Gunter location, including for the production facility. Buying sooner, but opening every 8 months are three more locations, one in Tenali and two in Vijayawada. In Vijay, a busy 4 story is needed in the NW Benz Circle location and a 3 or 4 story locations is needed for Kanuru.
I would offer foremen exchanges across all India locations like I did in east Asia; in the Whats App group I have of Indian Foremen I simply send a message if anyone is interested in a two week exchange to a different MTL location. If two females pipe up, we schedule the exchange, if two males pipe up, we schedule the exchange. As in Asia, in the year 3 and 4 of each Indian location, one foreman and one staffer gets a trip to Montreal where the subsequent year it is the other foreman and a different staffer; then in subsequent years the foremen pick two staff to go and eventually every staff member gets a trip. The two people from an Indian location must be of the same gender.
The trips to Montreal, once the Indian locations send some, will be planned such that there are always a mix of east Asian and Indian staff so that the can compare their experiences. There is no easy way to do this through foremen exchanges as India can't exchange with east Asia.
I would not need a head office in Montreal, but I would hire an accounting firm to help with the fact that I am receiving royalties from all of the MTL locations that are overseas and have expenses like for the house and for the flights for the MTL staff. I would also engage with a global Insurance company to insure all locations (SUIK and resto and house in Montreal).
CAPEX and Finances
I had Copilot help me take educated guesses at the total CAPEX cost for all of this, and it comes to just under 35M$CAD. This includes all of the SUIKs in east Asia and India, all of the MTL locations in east Asia and India and the house in Montreal. It would end up being more than this as this value was calculated in today's dollars, but it could take 15-20 years to progress through all of these locations with a new location opening every 8 months. I suggested earlier in this post or the previous that I would allow for 100k$CAD per resto location to help the location get through the first year, but it is unclear that all of this amount would be needed. But if it was needed, this would be in addition to the 35M$.
Repeatedly I worked with Copilot to test P/L based on the expenses and the expected traffic we would get. The basic poutine has a high markup as two out of three ingredients are inexpensive and the cheescurds produced in these locations, ought also be not too expensive. The smoked meat is expensive at the beginning as each briscuit has to divide the fixed OPEX of the production facility, but once the SUIKs have ramped up to full production, the cost per briscuit will drop significantly.
I would set up a Canadian parent company that would own the house, would receive the 5% royalties, would use those royalties to pay for the flights of the MTL staff, and would use the royalties to pay for some of the meals (mostly food provided in the house) and having the MTL staff themselves pay for some of their meals. These royalties could also pay the salary of the concierge I hire to help with these MTL staffers visiting. This would be the MTL Canada company. There would be MTL Asia Holdings in Indonesia and MTL India Holdings in Andhra Pradesh that each would receive management fees from the locations across their region. At first the MTL locations won't be charged any mangement fees, but once they reach a certain set of parameters, I will begin to get the management fees as I will be the regional manager until I elevate one from the foremen. This fee will be used to pay for my flights to move around the various Asian locations. The 5% royalty will go direct from the MTL locations to the MTL Canada parent company again, only once the MTL location is profitable (based on a specific set of criteria).
Eventually when I have perhaps 12 Asian locations, I would elevate a regional manager who would then begin to receive the management fees as salary and as money to be used to pay for flights to travel to the different locations. Similarly once the Indian locations are pretty much all set up, I would elevate a foreman there to be the regional manager.
Both regional managers, if they have the budget to do so, can do marketing of various kinds, including getting social media influencers to go to a MTL resto location and try a poutine.
Finally, with me fulfilling regional manager for the first 12 locations, and for an elevated foreman taking on the role of regional manager afterwards, we both would sleep in the dorm room of an MTL resto location when visiting. This gives me time to engage with the staff members, and gives them a chance to interact with me, founder. Only if there is no room in the dorm would the regional manager stay in a hotel, but this would be good news as only if the resto is doing extremely well would they need to have full staff.
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Friday, March 13, 2026
whoa, when an idea strikes
This may be one of the longest posts I write. I enjoyed quite a bit the working on it with Copilot doing some of the heavy lifting. Below are my words, but after having had a very lengthy chat.
There is a bill C-18 which is to implement a trade agreement with Indonesia. At the same time I paid attention to this I heard on the radio an interview with a guy in Tokyo who opened up a Quebecois food restaurant, including poutine when he was able to get cheese curds.
I combined these two ideas for me to open poutine and Montreal smoked meat restaurant in Indonesia. I asked what was the second biggest city and so I learned about Surabaya. After all of the discussion I picked Surabaya to also have a production facility in an industrial zone to prepare the beef briscuit that I get locally, that I turn into smoked meat. This facility will do more as explained further. A facility like this can produce far more than a single restaurant can do, so I decided I would expand to open similar restaurants in nearby countries, specifically:
- Surabaya, Indonesia
- Johor Bahru, Malaysia
- Cebu, Philippines
- Da Nang, Vietnam
- Phnom Penh, Cambodia
- Chiang Mai, Thailand
- Luang Prabang, Laos
- Malang, Indonesia
- Melaka, Malaysia
- Davao City, Philippines
- Hue, Vietnam
- Battambang, Cambodia
- Khon Kaen, Thailand
- walk-in fridge and freezer
- curing station
- smoking and steaming stations
- a flash freeze station
- vacuum seal and boxing section
- boxes and dried goods storage
- receiving/shipping area
- wood drying and storage
- office and bathroom
- Break down collagen
- Soften the cure
- Create the signature texture
- Finish the cook gently
- Prevents dryness
- The ground floor with the resto, kitchen, bathroom, back office and mechanical room
- The second floor, the women's dormitory
- The third floor, the men's dormitory
- either two bedrooms with three beds, or three bedrooms with two beds, depending on the space available
- a bathroom with two shower stalls, two toilet stalls and two sinks
- a small kitchen with a basic two induction burner and a fridge and a coffee maker
- a lounging area with a sofa, a chair and a coffee table
- lockers near the entrance, six of them, for the tenants
- a laundry closet with a vertically stacked washer/dryer
About Us
We are opening a Montreal‑inspired deli and smokehouse in Surabaya, bringing authentic poutine, smoked meat, and Canadian comfort food to Indonesia. Our restaurant is built on craftsmanship, teamwork, and a strong sense of community. We provide on‑site staff housing, cross‑training opportunities, and a supportive environment where every team member can grow.
We are seeking two dedicated leaders to join our founding team:
FOH Foreman (Female) – to lead the front‑of‑house team and serve as the leadership presence in the women’s dormitory
BOH Foreman (Male) – to lead the kitchen team and serve as the leadership presence in the men’s dormitory
Both roles are essential to building a stable, respectful, and well‑organized workplace.
Position Overview
The Foreman is responsible for daily operations, team coordination, training, communication, and maintaining high standards of service and professionalism. This is a hands‑on leadership role within a small, tightly knit team.
Because our staff live on‑site in gender‑separated dormitories, the Foreman must reside in the dormitory corresponding to their gender. This ensures strong leadership presence, safety, and support for the team.
Key Responsibilities
Leadership & Team Coordination
- Lead and supervise daily FOH or BOH operations
- Support and mentor staff living in the dormitory
- Maintain a positive, respectful, and collaborative team culture
- Communicate clearly with the owner and assistant foremen
Operational Excellence
- Ensure consistent food quality and service standards
- Oversee cleanliness, organization, and safety
- Manage inventory and coordinate with suppliers
- Assist with scheduling and shift planning
Training & Development
- Train new staff in their roles
- Support cross‑training across FOH, BOH, and the production facility
- Delegate tasks to assistant foremen as needed
Problem Solving
- Address operational issues quickly and calmly
- Support staff with dormitory concerns
- Maintain smooth communication between FOH and BOH
Requirements
- Strong English communication skills (spoken and written)
- Willingness to live in the on‑site staff dormitory
- Female candidates for FOH Foreman; male candidates for BOH Foreman (due to dormitory leadership responsibilities)
- Experience in hospitality, food service, or team leadership
- Ability to work collaboratively in a small, high‑trust team
- Professionalism, reliability, and a positive attitude
- Willingness to learn and embrace Montreal‑style cuisine
Compensation
Probation Period (First 3 Months)
- 400 CAD per month (paid in local currency)
- Dormitory rent: 100 CAD per month (deducted automatically)
After Successful Probation
- 600 CAD per month
- Dormitory rent remains 100 CAD per month
- Opportunities for annual performance bonuses
- Eligibility for future staff trips to Montreal (rotation‑based)
Benefits
- On‑site staff housing (shared dormitory) with free Wifi
- Cross‑training in FOH, BOH, and production facility operations
- A respectful, fair, and stable work environment
- Clear leadership responsibilities
- Long‑term career stability
- Opportunity to be part of a founding team
- Potential future travel to Montreal for cultural and culinary training
Work Environment
Our restaurant is built on:
- teamwork
- mutual respect
- clean communication
- pride in craftsmanship
- a calm, intentional working style
We value people who take initiative, support their teammates, and want to grow with the business.
How to Apply
Please send:
- Your CV
- A short introduction about yourself
- Your English proficiency level
- Your availability to relocate to the on‑site dormitory
Applications can be submitted via WhatsApp or email (details to be added).
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