Thursday, April 24, 2014

wow worn

The last two days at work here have been exceptionally busy. This has made the days go by exceedingly quickly, at least, from my perspective. Tomorrow promises to go more slowly as I have the day off to be home while G-bot has friends over tonight and into tomorrow for his 12th birthday.

In other news pain killers made of obdurate apocalypses ranked third and seventh in the list of frighteningly subterranean marsh-mellow costumes.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

bad news

Well, okay, not exactly bad.. umm.. well, it isn't news either.

Mars bars do not come from Mars.

Media reports indicate that Mars bars will not be included in the food supplied to the Mars One Crew during their transit to Mars.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

corpulently emaciated

When thick and thin
mean the least of a
voice that is aloft
like a freshly made
celery stick, seven
candles will keep a
close lip about it.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Mark my words, Mark

The celebration that was arrived at by way watchers was little affected though the way watchers were particularly surreptitious in their intentionally feeble attempts at getting noticed. That even the most observant could have missed them was unclear; but that they played their covert card was fortuitous. Entering with memorized jargon and effectively chameleon apparel, these way watchers could wade peripherally, as like a breath of wind forgotten before it was noticed.

Be wary; they can arrive at any moment, in any place.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Go Habs Go!

Reacting adversely to news that is extremely positive is not a likely happening. However, some of us are not particularly in tune with our own selves to be able to know what the correct reaction should be. This self awareness develops over time, for some people, more quickly than with others. There are some of us who seek to display the opposite expected reaction to obfuscate those who surround us. The remaining of us carry on, each day passing into a mire.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

leaving the window for the door

It isn't unlike the personal pronoun battle that has been up and down in terms of its violence. Some insist that using personal pronouns is the way to go as it simplifies sentences and expressions. Others argue that avoiding the use of personal pronouns is best as it alleviates even the modicum of confusion. For example, she has her item that he used to keep from him. Or, Sheila has Elizabeth's item that Ben used to keep from Doug. Or, Sheila has Sheila's item that Ben used to keep from Doug. Which was it?

Monday, April 14, 2014

Be all that you can think

So the oligarcholist mismerred like a flourkrend blir. I denied all of it. What else could I do?

Posing questionable feedback with a lack of even the least subtle of comprehension can make awash the delving of reciprocity. I should know as it seems I am becoming an expert given the number of times I have received said feedback. Playing with misshapen blocks is roughly equivalent.

I'm not married to the idea of painting ceilings a plaid colour. As I am already married, the idea will have to suffer.

Being brainwashed isn't all that terrible; how else would you keep it clean?

Friday, April 11, 2014

eggplant and microcosms

Celebrating weekends, much like the way landing on Go can give you an extra 200 bucks, can be the surprise that divides chemistry students from biology students. A rickety rickshaw driven by Rick Shaw drove on Rickety Road in a town called Ricket.

The instructions that describe how to make typical pale beach sand blasphemous were lost. Perhaps one simply needs to swear at the heat.

Lichen hugs is not endemic to the taste testers. I should know.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

fragrant dares

It is rare that I read something that so moves me as this did. As most of my known blog readership is not Canadian, it may not move you to the same degree.

If you are Canadian and have a few minutes, I encourage you to read it.

Tuesday, April 08, 2014


So the Quebec Liberal Party won a majority of seats in the National Assembly, here in Quebec. For those of us who are against Quebec Sovereignty, this is good news. That it is a majority government is also good news as it means we have four years of stable government after four years of minority governments.

Below is the results from my riding.

Monday, April 07, 2014

calamity strikes and then spares

The woman sitting next to me on the train this morning blew her nose in a rather moist fashion exactly four times.

Today the citizens of Quebec are voting to elect a new provincial government, the polls are open from 9:30AM to 8:00PM.

Tomorrow we will have a new government here.

I became a God-Father for the first time this past weekend to my latest niece.

My son has an electric bass guitar and acquired the game Rocksmith for the X-Box and I have been playing it the last few nights. The flesh at the tip of my left hand's index distal phalange is very tingly from the abuse while the middle distal phalange flesh is only somewhat tingly.