why all of the vacancies are made of

Everyone else thought that youth, when applied to a pancake, would relate sideways to the cistern that is not equitable with a vote to the nary.

That a sentence devoid of any words that contain the letter 'Q' would be used as a first sentence of a post comes as no surprise to the author. If you found a 'Q' in the first sentence, consider yourself rewarded with that fantastic ability of letter recognition.

One would have to have been made delirious to understand the fast speaking unnaturally emotive existential professor who spoke often in epithets using anagrams. Not all of the rhymes rhyme.

The strangest of all things seems only to be compared to strange things. Comparing a strange thing to something perfectly natural or normal (like an apple, or a chair) is much like using a shoe horn to mimic a tenor horn.

All of the cryogenically frozen people who (before they were frozen) were predominately right-handed ought not to count the number of Mickey Mouse t-shirts they would have owned had they not frozen themselves at the time they did.

Microbial insects, if that is what they can be called when such a creature is that small, are occasionally felt on odd surfaces of my skin and I immediately scratch or rub it or them away.

Strength as a function of length as an aptitude of stench while being measured on a bench is observed by a wench using a wrench.

If the YMCA was to have been spelled the JQPF, it would have scored much higher in a Scrabble game.

plaid rug under the carpet

A twig, a ranch hand and an 8x13 envelope crossed the train tracks (two pair owned by CN Rail), like a 

Unknown by anyone who doesn't read this post, 29c isn't the best time of day to lick a ceiling panel

It was such a great day to experience 15h21, that it jumped up and down like a

Incomplete the sentences, like it isn't, or it may not kept to have been undone.

Do not forget your wrist watch at home

How many Spiderman movies are there? Three? Six?

How many octagons are there? More or less than Spiderman movies?

If I tied my shoes tightly enough, I am certain that they would be sufficiently tight.

That's about it.

travel too far, or

a label maker, a pistol squat and trustworthiness walk into a bar.

an anchor hitch knot, a hypnotist and an Instagram post walk into a bar.

The trustworthy hypnotist used the label maker to create a label that describes what a pistol squat is and then posted this to Insta from the bar.

That it isn't write or gong

So the bee's knees, the brought cot and the slimy fondu.

The death knell, the kite flung and the beer tossed.

The profile file, the filler donut, doughnut, knut.

Camping, skiing, dancing.

that it wasn't

 sooo, if the sky isn't

when, that the floor

why, slouch the gruff

band - yep;

sloooooowwwww up? or is that kite?

breakfast cereal without telemetry

Amazon closing all warehouses and distribution centers in Quebec. This likely because one of the seven of them had workers who decided to become unionized and were in the process of negotiating their first contract. Now anyone in Quebec who orders Amazon will have to get trucked in from the nearest Ontario distribution center causing a lot more traffic from that location to various places across Quebec.

Trump more and more insistent on applying a 25% across the board tariff on Canadian goods going into the US. The latest update is that it could happen as soon as 1 Feb. I've been seeing news articles that this ought to jump start changes in Canada to allow for improved inter-provincial trade and to drive innovation to have more manufacturing here. Of course, the government here will put retaliatory tariffs on US imports into Canada, so some things here will become more expensive for consumers.

A saber toothed tiger and a nematode played speed chess together. The witnesses were amazed.

I had a dream this morning that I was making a really good choice. That's good. Of course, it would have been helpful if I could remember what the choice was.

The Canada Supreme Court decided to take on Quebec's Bill 21, which is a law the CAQ introduced that prohibits the wearing or religious symbols for public work jobs that face the public, so for teachers and nurses and so on. It is in essence a discriminatory xenophobic anti-Islamic law to prevent women who wear hijabs from being teachers. The CAQ is mostly propped up by rural and distant parts of the province who never see people like these Islamic women teachers, but in cities like Montreal, where I live, where the CAQ has no representation, there are a fair number and none of us Montrealais have any such prejudice (well, at least not in a majority). I hope the Supreme Court strikes down this law as a violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Well, that is a short summary of what is going on at the moment.

well then

If it wasn't for the door stop, the door wouldn't be stopped.

If it wasn't for the paper weight, the paper wouldn't be weighted.

That's about all I have to say today.

in keeping with the neighbours

A composite yuletide carol visited Carol. Carol received the composite yuletide carol with equanimity; she's received all manner of types of variations of carols. This includes carols concerning the left front armpit of a barn dog named 'Barry'.

That we are ever so gradually approaching the day that has the fewest number of daylight nano-seconds comes as no surprise to the author of this post. It would appear for at least half the year we are approaching just such a day.

In just a few short days we will begin the ever so gradual ascent to the day the the highest number of daylight nano-seconds.

Out of curiosity (thanks to Carol and her carols) I investigated the number of nanoseconds in the shortest day this year. There are 31,334,000,000,000 nanoseconds of daylight.

sometimes no times no thyme

A basket made of stealth and holding zones made all of the elbows of the people who were waiting for their lunch meal at the cafeteria slide ever so slightly northwards.

A lunch meal at the holding zone had a basket made of the elbows of people who were stealthily sliding northwards while slightly waiting in the cafeteria.

If all of the pecans and the pecan'ts

If I hadn't swallowed the entire envelope made of cheese, a red-winged blackbird's feather and a toe nail clipping from a Minke whale, I'm sure that I would be in a better position to have an opinion on a more topical topic.

In other news, a slobbering poultry donation expert played chess against a moderately flatulent blocky iceberg named Jesse. The spectators at this event, well, most of them anyhow, did remember to brush their teeth earlier that day.

Celebrate! It is Tuesday!

two times fourty seven thousand eight hundred and twenty-two

A wallet, a shelf and a bottle of profundity walk into a bar.

An enigmatic, a burrow of wealth and a pinch of celestial lint walk into a bar.

That a bunker under the Sun would keep the ideas from riding a horse would be the least likely of an event that were it to have begun before it started, the time play would lapse while doing laps.

I'd have voted for the ceiling to be raised by one and two/thirds of a picometer.

How small is a picometer? Why don't you ask the tip of a pin. 

like a rainbow made of dust

Atmospheric rivers in southwestern BC

Elections in British Columbia, then New Brunswick, then Saskatchewan, then the USA.

Climate Activists on Jacques Cartier bridge this morning.

Dream of a GPS wrist watch.

Counting to eleven, three times.

Turnip, not putrid

Not all of the items on my list of things to do on weekends are made up of containers of white rice.

Categorically made of hemp and arm-lengthed dust, the laboratory made only a handful of mistakes, all of which were minimal, had no effect on the experiment and could easily be overcome by alternate plans that had been pre-prepared.

In the world of politics, someone voted for something.

In the world of sports, someone scored while another team lost.

In the world of electricity, someone got shocked.

October is a month that has in it a number of days that matches at least one or two other months of the year.

On the October 2019 Hema-Quebec calendar there was a photo of Laury, a volunteer. In the photo she was quite pretty and had a smirk that gave me the impression she knew something about me, thought it was kind of funny, but hadn't yet decided if she would share it with me.

I never got the chance to ask her what she was thinking about.

Reminding one's self of

Strictly speaking, Sam sought to side with the sinewy soul searching singles.

Not all of them agreed to Sam's seeking, and right they were to admonish her.

A left brained ideological passion was the least problematic item on the list of people that made decisions based on the inclination of the sun (they refused to make decisions at night).

Car racing, hmm... should it continue?

Let us begin anew.

tickled pink? or how about squalid?

There isn't much to be said about singing a song at the exact volume that is unnoticed by the majority of listeners. I am sure there must be some people that are born with an ever so better ability to hear as compared to the human average.

My mom isn't doing well, she is in hospital still, bedridden, not eating very well, still breathing okay, not communicative in any way. It is the end stage of dementia and she would likely go in any of three ways, her heart simply stops, her breathing becomes challenging and uncomfortably stops; or she catches pneumonia and though the hospital will give her the base medicine to treat it, the toll on her will be too much. My dad is very sad about this, so it is good that I have moved in with him to distract him at least some of the time.

August, like a celebration made of

Not all of the items that were used to determine the day of the week reminded people that they should ensure that their shoes are tied of the correct tightness to not be so loose as the shoe would fall off, and neither be so tight that the circulation in one's foot would be interrupted.

It would remind me of the witch that cast a spell, in the hopes that a Goldilocks-zoned exoplanet would be so close as to be heretofore unknown to anyone yet easily transited to using existing technology. Proxima Centauri B does look appealing, even though it's star is a Red Dwarf and it is 1.3 parsecs away. Imagine if an as yet undiscovered habitable planet was only 1.3 light years away; that ought to change things significantly.

Of course, not all of the spells that the witch could cast are made up of cream cheese. I should know.

Sunshine like a milk truck basking in the rain

Oh that 400$ would just drop into my lap.

But a pie made of frog legs and electricity wouldn't phase the least of all who would make a decision that smells particularly like a rotten egg spread liberally upon a partially toasted piece of thirteen day old bread.

Sending the kite flying expedition to the southernmost point of the palindromic named river in the eastern most province or state or county or country is the most middle imaginative situation that a vast proportion of all people worldwide would spend exactly zero seconds considering.

Okay, okay, well then. A star crossed eyepiece made of lint and a fugue was thrown spasmodically over the edge of the bridge that spanned the river in that previous paragraph. Apart from the person who threw it, hardly no one else noticed.

Caught, cot, draught, daft, cat rat that sat, say, way? day.

a boat a sink and a dodge

Without knowing, bowling like a Neptune, got git goat moat

a resuscitation question causing the box to decide it is either empty when closed, or empty when open.

A flag, not a rag, not a bag, it swallowed the hope of all made of ken.

A rip in my left elbow counted to eleven, twice. Or else.

test the less lest the test test

Buckets of snarling fleecy sock toes separated from their indulgences by making Mexico move south-south-west by an imperceptible amount.

That a ring worm, a stealth siren and a basket of entropy would be asked a series of questions that, when summed, amount to a normal number, comes as no surprise to the author of this post.

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