There are numbers that bisect the ideas that come to those who, when they walk, take two steps for every tide that arrives before dawn on a coastal town nowhere near the person who is walking.
A blue group, a red group and a plywood group met at the diner to eat purple cotton candy before heading out to the inn.
That a walking challenge can be challenged to walk. Twice.
That a cryogenic albatross didn't count to eleven wasn't the first thing that got swallowed by a typical brown swallow.
The grackle that caused the crow to swim like a sea gull required the pidgeon to hum like a chickadee who was tying to immitate a humming bird.
Being belted out by the Leo caused no one else to recall the right way to pretend to belong. I should know.
A mild case of cold caused the warm to get frozen while the hot baked the tepid to a lukewarm frosted enigma.
A lion and a wren went to a chess tournament to play against oxen and iguanas. The judges at the tournament were incapable of deciding what size of catenoid to use with respect to the white squares in relation to the black squares of the chess board. Other mathematicians pleaded ignorance as they reached again for their cup of mead.
Not all of the linguists could agree on the importance, or lack thereof, of a semi-colon, as it is applied to a singularity made of cheddar and eloquence. That the linguists could even come together to see about formulating an opinion speaks little to the number of part time judges who tend to go fishing on their day-off-Tuesdays.
A silhouette once drank a gallon of turpentine. I should know.
It is often an amazing thing, to enjoy the summer when it is hot and raining.
In January, on the tenth of the month, it is not hot and raining (generally).
I, for one, can count to two. Can you too?
The weather, as a topic, is sometimes preferable to the inane.
The weather, as a topic, is often a waste of time - who cares about the weather?
I try in my day to day conversations with people to avoid this topic, but I do not always succeed.
All of the answers to all of the questions can be summarized by providing an answer that answers the questions.
It is about this time of year that some people run in Spartan Races. I should know.
It isn't clear to me if the people who started Daylight Savings Time knew anything about kleptomaniacs. But then, not a lot is clear to me that doesn't involve lint or napping.
Without just having received a concussion, I saw spots all around. They quickly faded. I had just gotten up from my chair quickly, took a few steps away, then some same steps back and sat down quickly. I wonder if that motion alone can be a cause of seeing spots.
In other news, things happened, somewhere, that caused some people to become very happy, while others remained mostly indifferent.
To have indicated otherwise would not have been helpful in any way, whatsoever. I should know.
The particulars of the left most brain, when counting to seventeen varied only moderately from the right most brain that was listening.
Listening and hearing are not usually the same thing.
Hearing and earring are never the same thing.
A speed reader tried to apply the speed reading methodology to urination, to speed pee. She was only moderately successful.
If I had been a barn, I'm not certain what type of tamed farm animal I would want to have within me. Among the cows, pigs, chickens, horses, sheep, goats, llamas, and donkeys; perhaps ferrets would be best.
If you happen to be at sea on a cruise ship tomorrow, try to awake early and go for a run on the upper level deck that has a running track; hopefully the weather will be conducive.
The choice that some people make, to turn left or right, when moving about their day, it doesn't irridate in the same way that a discarded red lollipop is chewed upon by a pubescent albino squirrel.
The choice that some squirrels make, to go up or down, when moving about their day, it doesn't scintillate in the same way an imminent supernova shines when discovered in the Barbie lunch box in the hand of Lucy's little sister.
That a mo mo would boot me out, that c would kick me out, that no bed to be found, that r delays, confounded, that unluck is inopportune, that trends are leaking, that dog is wheezing.
Incomplete selectivity, borrowing a soliloquy, sending a catastrophe, devising rapidity, electric passivity.
Lividity.
Excruciatingly.
Moribundly.
Oh what I would do for a silhouette. Twice.
If it wasn't for the cheese cake that went uphill on the battle up front behind the aforementioned elbow, a single sturgeon would make the best placemat in a world devoid of calligraphy.
All syllables that bank locally tried to wrestle a partially eaten egg sandwich left behind by the neighbour's son's pet algebra.
An inordinate number of numbers thought that the letters of the least common alphabet could be used as bowling pins in an alley made of compassion and iridescence.
A stupefied herring didn't know which ordinal direction would be best used as a luggage tag on a trip to the third closest Goldilocks exoplanet.
Sending a dizzy frog after the canine teeth of a Shire horse is probably not the best idea a subjugated grain of sand could bring to bear to a bear.
Count, twice.
being one, knowing two too, throwing three but not for four.
limping two steps forward while contemplating the previous three firm steps backwards.
dancing like a fish, fishing like a rock, rocking like a chair, being in a chair, slightly foul as the fowl flies turbidly.
making soup, kind of unlike what isn't, to be certain, or less certain, or lacking confidence, like a kite, but unlike a mop.
Chicken thigh debreaded, mixed with amber coloured acrylic paint used in the last two ceilings. Quiet mispelled as quite.
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That we are nearing the end of the year 2025 speaks nothing to the number of pairs of unequal socks I may have owned within the last half decade.
That we are so close to arriving at the halfway mark of my trip around the sun means very little to anyone who knows how to tie shoelaces while chewing gum and also having a conversation with someone concerning the best time of day to order a book of coupons to be used in an online shopping spree.
That I've started all three sentences in this post with the word 'that' should be an offense punishable by a prime number of floggings with a licorice stick that has been partially chewed by that barn dog named 'Barry'.
To those who, and then, yes, like it was imagined only by the third five year old alphabetically by middle name,.
Filling the dyke, flying a kite,
Using a broken banjo as a plate to serve KD with chopped hot dogs and ketchup.
Dip pip sip lip tip yip rip wip hip oip
There isn't much I can say about serendipity, or the colour of my left shoelace.
It is also impossible for me to know the correct time of day to consider what time of day ought to be the best time of day to do something that is best done at that time of day.
That the top of the bottom is not related to anything at all is up to this author.
If you haven't yet flossed your ankles, you can put it off to another day.
If you don't know what day of the week it is the moment you first awake in the morning, worry not, you are not alone in this blissful ignorance.
If you recognize that this post contains only sentences that start with 'If you', then it shows that you are reasonably attentive.
If you didn't recognize that this post contains only sentences that start with 'If you', you are remarkably inattentive.
If you have read to this last sentence, you will have read to this last sentence.
Everyone else thought that youth, when applied to a pancake, would relate sideways to the cistern that is not equitable with a vote to the nary.
That a sentence devoid of any words that contain the letter 'Q' would be used as a first sentence of a post comes as no surprise to the author. If you found a 'Q' in the first sentence, consider yourself rewarded with that fantastic ability of letter recognition.
One would have to have been made delirious to understand the fast speaking unnaturally emotive existential professor who spoke often in epithets using anagrams. Not all of the rhymes rhyme.
The strangest of all things seems only to be compared to strange things. Comparing a strange thing to something perfectly natural or normal (like an apple, or a chair) is much like using a shoe horn to mimic a tenor horn.
All of the cryogenically frozen people who (before they were frozen) were predominately right-handed ought not to count the number of Mickey Mouse t-shirts they would have owned had they not frozen themselves at the time they did.
Microbial insects, if that is what they can be called when such a creature is that small, are occasionally felt on odd surfaces of my skin and I immediately scratch or rub it or them away.
Strength as a function of length as an aptitude of stench while being measured on a bench is observed by a wench using a wrench.
If the YMCA was to have been spelled the JQPF, it would have scored much higher in a Scrabble game.
A twig, a ranch hand and an 8x13 envelope crossed the train tracks (two pair owned by CN Rail), like a
Unknown by anyone who doesn't read this post, 29c isn't the best time of day to lick a ceiling panel
It was such a great day to experience 15h21, that it jumped up and down like a
Incomplete the sentences, like it isn't, or it may not kept to have been undone.
How many Spiderman movies are there? Three? Six?
How many octagons are there? More or less than Spiderman movies?
If I tied my shoes tightly enough, I am certain that they would be sufficiently tight.
That's about it.
a label maker, a pistol squat and trustworthiness walk into a bar.
an anchor hitch knot, a hypnotist and an Instagram post walk into a bar.
The trustworthy hypnotist used the label maker to create a label that describes what a pistol squat is and then posted this to Insta from the bar.
