a tri-dent, a bowling ball and a wedge

The particulars of the left most brain, when counting to seventeen varied only moderately from the right most brain that was listening.

Listening and hearing are not usually the same thing.

Hearing and earring are never the same thing.

A speed reader tried to apply the speed reading methodology to urination, to speed pee. She was only moderately successful.

If I had been a barn, I'm not certain what type of tamed farm animal I would want to have within me. Among the cows, pigs, chickens, horses, sheep, goats, llamas, and donkeys; perhaps ferrets would be best.

If you happen to be at sea on a cruise ship tomorrow, try to awake early and go for a run on the upper level deck that has a running track; hopefully the weather will be conducive.

tulips, two lips, three lips, the pits

The choice that some people make, to turn left or right, when moving about their day, it doesn't irridate in the same way that a discarded red lollipop is chewed upon by a pubescent albino squirrel.

The choice that some squirrels make, to go up or down, when moving about their day, it doesn't scintillate in the same way an imminent supernova shines when discovered in the Barbie lunch box in the hand of Lucy's little sister.

Belt buckles climb a tree

That a mo mo would boot me out, that c would kick me out, that no bed to be found, that r delays, confounded, that unluck is inopportune, that trends are leaking, that dog is wheezing.

Incomplete selectivity, borrowing a soliloquy, sending a catastrophe, devising rapidity, electric passivity.

Lividity.

Excruciatingly.

Moribundly.

Oh what I would do for a silhouette. Twice.

box cut the elbow macaroni zamboni

If it wasn't for the cheese cake that went uphill on the battle up front behind the aforementioned elbow, a single sturgeon would make the best placemat in a world devoid of calligraphy.

All syllables that bank locally tried to wrestle a partially eaten egg sandwich left behind by the neighbour's son's pet algebra.

send in your wraps

An inordinate number of numbers thought that the letters of the least common alphabet could be used as bowling pins in an alley made of compassion and iridescence.

A stupefied herring didn't know which ordinal direction would be best used as a luggage tag on a trip to the third closest Goldilocks exoplanet.

Sending a dizzy frog after the canine teeth of a Shire horse is probably not the best idea a subjugated grain of sand could bring to bear to a bear.

Count, twice.

jump twice, not the

being one, knowing two too, throwing three but not for four.

limping two steps forward while contemplating the previous three firm steps backwards.

dancing like a fish, fishing like a rock, rocking like a chair, being in a chair, slightly foul as the fowl flies turbidly.

making soup, kind of unlike what isn't, to be certain, or less certain, or lacking confidence, like a kite, but unlike a mop.

Chicken thigh debreaded, mixed with amber coloured acrylic paint used in the last two ceilings. Quiet mispelled as quite.

okay

Sorry, I left my apocalypse at home

That we are nearing the end of the year 2025 speaks nothing to the number of pairs of unequal socks I may have owned within the last half decade.

That we are so close to arriving at the halfway mark of my trip around the sun means very little to anyone who knows how to tie shoelaces while chewing gum and also having a conversation with someone concerning the best time of day to order a book of coupons to be used in an online shopping spree.

That I've started all three sentences in this post with the word 'that' should be an offense punishable by a prime number of floggings with a licorice stick that has been partially chewed by that barn dog named 'Barry'.

keeping the three but not the side of the dice with five dots

To those who, and then, yes, like it was imagined only by the third five year old alphabetically by middle name,.

Filling the dyke, flying a kite, 

Using a broken banjo as a plate to serve KD with chopped hot dogs and ketchup.

Dip pip sip lip tip yip rip wip hip oip

that it wouldn't be too far to

There isn't much I can say about serendipity, or the colour of my left shoelace.

It is also impossible for me to know the correct time of day to consider what time of day ought to be the best time of day to do something that is best done at that time of day.

That the top of the bottom is not related to anything at all is up to this author.

bucket of sludgeless spa mint

If you haven't yet flossed your ankles, you can put it off to another day.

If you don't know what day of the week it is the moment you first awake in the morning, worry not, you are not alone in this blissful ignorance.

If you recognize that this post contains only sentences that start with 'If you', then it shows that you are reasonably attentive.

If you didn't recognize that this post contains only sentences that start with 'If you', you are remarkably inattentive.

If you have read to this last sentence, you will have read to this last sentence.

why all of the vacancies are made of

Everyone else thought that youth, when applied to a pancake, would relate sideways to the cistern that is not equitable with a vote to the nary.

That a sentence devoid of any words that contain the letter 'Q' would be used as a first sentence of a post comes as no surprise to the author. If you found a 'Q' in the first sentence, consider yourself rewarded with that fantastic ability of letter recognition.

One would have to have been made delirious to understand the fast speaking unnaturally emotive existential professor who spoke often in epithets using anagrams. Not all of the rhymes rhyme.

The strangest of all things seems only to be compared to strange things. Comparing a strange thing to something perfectly natural or normal (like an apple, or a chair) is much like using a shoe horn to mimic a tenor horn.

All of the cryogenically frozen people who (before they were frozen) were predominately right-handed ought not to count the number of Mickey Mouse t-shirts they would have owned had they not frozen themselves at the time they did.

Microbial insects, if that is what they can be called when such a creature is that small, are occasionally felt on odd surfaces of my skin and I immediately scratch or rub it or them away.

Strength as a function of length as an aptitude of stench while being measured on a bench is observed by a wench using a wrench.

If the YMCA was to have been spelled the JQPF, it would have scored much higher in a Scrabble game.

plaid rug under the carpet

A twig, a ranch hand and an 8x13 envelope crossed the train tracks (two pair owned by CN Rail), like a 

Unknown by anyone who doesn't read this post, 29c isn't the best time of day to lick a ceiling panel

It was such a great day to experience 15h21, that it jumped up and down like a

Incomplete the sentences, like it isn't, or it may not kept to have been undone.

Do not forget your wrist watch at home

How many Spiderman movies are there? Three? Six?

How many octagons are there? More or less than Spiderman movies?

If I tied my shoes tightly enough, I am certain that they would be sufficiently tight.

That's about it.

travel too far, or

a label maker, a pistol squat and trustworthiness walk into a bar.

an anchor hitch knot, a hypnotist and an Instagram post walk into a bar.

The trustworthy hypnotist used the label maker to create a label that describes what a pistol squat is and then posted this to Insta from the bar.

That it isn't write or gong

So the bee's knees, the brought cot and the slimy fondu.

The death knell, the kite flung and the beer tossed.

The profile file, the filler donut, doughnut, knut.

Camping, skiing, dancing.

that it wasn't

 sooo, if the sky isn't

when, that the floor

why, slouch the gruff

band - yep;

sloooooowwwww up? or is that kite?

breakfast cereal without telemetry

Amazon closing all warehouses and distribution centers in Quebec. This likely because one of the seven of them had workers who decided to become unionized and were in the process of negotiating their first contract. Now anyone in Quebec who orders Amazon will have to get trucked in from the nearest Ontario distribution center causing a lot more traffic from that location to various places across Quebec.

Trump more and more insistent on applying a 25% across the board tariff on Canadian goods going into the US. The latest update is that it could happen as soon as 1 Feb. I've been seeing news articles that this ought to jump start changes in Canada to allow for improved inter-provincial trade and to drive innovation to have more manufacturing here. Of course, the government here will put retaliatory tariffs on US imports into Canada, so some things here will become more expensive for consumers.

A saber toothed tiger and a nematode played speed chess together. The witnesses were amazed.

I had a dream this morning that I was making a really good choice. That's good. Of course, it would have been helpful if I could remember what the choice was.

The Canada Supreme Court decided to take on Quebec's Bill 21, which is a law the CAQ introduced that prohibits the wearing or religious symbols for public work jobs that face the public, so for teachers and nurses and so on. It is in essence a discriminatory xenophobic anti-Islamic law to prevent women who wear hijabs from being teachers. The CAQ is mostly propped up by rural and distant parts of the province who never see people like these Islamic women teachers, but in cities like Montreal, where I live, where the CAQ has no representation, there are a fair number and none of us Montrealais have any such prejudice (well, at least not in a majority). I hope the Supreme Court strikes down this law as a violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Well, that is a short summary of what is going on at the moment.

well then

If it wasn't for the door stop, the door wouldn't be stopped.

If it wasn't for the paper weight, the paper wouldn't be weighted.

That's about all I have to say today.

in keeping with the neighbours

A composite yuletide carol visited Carol. Carol received the composite yuletide carol with equanimity; she's received all manner of types of variations of carols. This includes carols concerning the left front armpit of a barn dog named 'Barry'.

That we are ever so gradually approaching the day that has the fewest number of daylight nano-seconds comes as no surprise to the author of this post. It would appear for at least half the year we are approaching just such a day.

In just a few short days we will begin the ever so gradual ascent to the day the the highest number of daylight nano-seconds.

Out of curiosity (thanks to Carol and her carols) I investigated the number of nanoseconds in the shortest day this year. There are 31,334,000,000,000 nanoseconds of daylight.

sometimes no times no thyme

A basket made of stealth and holding zones made all of the elbows of the people who were waiting for their lunch meal at the cafeteria slide ever so slightly northwards.

A lunch meal at the holding zone had a basket made of the elbows of people who were stealthily sliding northwards while slightly waiting in the cafeteria.