Showing posts with label audio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label audio. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

searing seeps sordidly

BRACK!

Mirgtrundedly calowopped, crenj flandigf oefght th yuhhg gleedly; proj;

BROCK!

Freopinally quefjinged, jilserwen frox bax; a poyeristically tremder.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

oops, forgot the title, thanks Deb

In the summer time, people do not go ice skating outdoors. Quand il neige dehors, on nage pas dehors. When it is night time, people do not get sun tans. Durant la journee, on ne vois pas les etoiles. When people eat ice cream, c'arrive qu'ils ne peuvent pas decider quelle saveur they want to eat.

Monday, January 17, 2011

dandelions are not lions

On pourrait dire que le lundi est un jour qui vient immédiatement après un week-end. Nous avons raison de dire cela. Ce matin, je n'avais rien à manger à part un bol de Rice Krispies et à ce moment je suis déjà faim. J'ai apporté aucune collation, je vais donc avoir faim jusqu'au diner.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

autostart=false not working

I don't know about you, but both my computer at home and at work keep replaying the audio post I did a few days ago automatically when I load up the blog. There is a setting called 'autostart' that I have set to false which means it should not start automatically, and yet it does.

Maybe I need to look for a different embed code.

ghost's post from a few days ago where he posted the art of his students has inspired in me the idea of trying my own hand at painting or art. Of course, given my time constraints, it will only ever be an idea.

It is looking more and more like my 200Amp input into the house, given the existing demands of those 200Amps, will not allow for an electric tankless water heater. Hopefully an electrician visit will have me giving opposite news for which I will be both grateful and thankful.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

fledgling marsupials

Quand on roule en deux directions a la même temps, notre destination peut etre un symbol de calamité. Si on roule dans un seul direction, on va pas arriver avant qu'on depart.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Leaning forwards for money

I was trying to contemplate a subject that would describe the action of leaning forwards as far as, but not quite at, the point at which you would fall forward. I could not, however, conceive of a way to express this succinctly.

Perhaps next time I will endeavour to find a subject that is more easily expressed.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Granjfloper

Blirnog florthreaking galloquinced the yentjid succilloqiously while fyeeking her belprow klindilly. It welkdgjed vlowidly beyond the jik like a popopot.

Krenj?

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

how many stains in a window

French is a language that I speak in addition to English. I do not have nearly the same vocabulary prowess in French as I do in English, however, I manage to get by in the circumstances that are needed whenever I need to speak French living in a mostly French society.

Francais est un langue que je parle comme je parle anglais aussi. J'en ai pas autant de mots de vocabulaire en francais que en anglais, mais, je me debrouille dans les circomstances ou c'est necessaire de parler francais parce que je suis dans une societé francophone.

Friday, November 09, 2007

stew from the North

East and west are just as directional as any other up or down. Right and left however can be opposed to wrong and arrive. Wrong and arrive are not directional in any sense except, perhaps, if you are wrong in arriving, say, in the lady's if you are male or vice versa.

South is below and the further south you go, the further south you are. There are very few places in the world where going further south than you are is impossible. There are many more places in the world where going further south than you are is difficult or impractical, but still possible. There are many places in the world where going south is but a step away.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

monkey words

So I was listening to CBC Radio 2 this morning, Tom Allen's replacement spoke briefly about Guerilla Poetics. I am deeply intrigued and want to be an Operative, it is just a challenge to convince the missus to spend money on what seems so frivolous during a time when we need to save money for an impending long lasting mortgage payment increase.

Is the need for poetry promotion sufficiently high that I can explain to her that this is an important cause worth the 25$ fee to receive the broadsides?

Friday, October 05, 2007

Barnacle flavours

So I've decided to not add audio to all of my posts, but now and then I will do so. I don't know if a pattern will develop or if a predictable frequency will turn up. One thing I was hoping to do and I'll still see if I can figure it out would be to post the lyrics of a song, which I occasionally do, and rather than have me read them, play just that portion of the song. I haven't found a website yet, however, that would allow me to download for free just the part of the song that I would want, so I may have to rely on other means.

I have Monday off due to TG, have a great weekend!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Audio matching

So I can post and within a half day or so I can record my voice reading the post. If I do this every time it will make loading the page potentially longer. Do you want to hear my voice for every post?

BTW, I'd love to hear yours if you're willing... it is easy so long as you have a place on-line to host your recording - upload it and then add this HTML to your post:



run update

I ran last night in this unseasonably warm fall weather we've been having here and managed to do a personal best of 23:02 for a 5km run where I even walked for 30 seconds during the third km. I pushed hard because I want to be ready to get into the 22 minute zone for the race on October 14th. If I can even push a little harder still I could conceivably be under 22 minutes if I can get enough training sessions in between now and then.