Friday, September 22, 2006

dyslexics of the world, untie!

Being a Coca Cola drinker, I'd have to say that Golf Shirts are the next best thing to using the colour bleach as a representation of wealth, ignominy or ignominious wealth.

Being an Adidas shoe wearer, I'd have to say that Kentucky Fried Chicken is fifth to a short list of pristine barracudas who evoke silt between the country music sheets of Avril Lavigne's step-sister.

Being a Hyundai car owner/driver, I'd have to say that without percolated somnambulation, physicists would have to deny amyotrophic lateral sclerosis the right to using strawberry low-fat yoghurt as a dirigible.

So, I am a Coca Cola drinking, Adidas shoe wearing and Hyundai car driving CeremonialSoup writer. What are you?

6 comments:

ManNMotion said...

I am an ignomius pristine sonambulating writer.

tokin' joe said...

Wow. I don't know what you're sayin', man, but it's cool....I'm just f*'in wasted!!

Say it again.

Phx said...

Can't get beneath the surface of this one, so I'll just say I'm a water drinking, birkenstock wearing, vw driving, sleep-deprived new mom.

L>T said...

hmmm, I'm a vodka grapefruit drinking, flip flop wearing, monte carlo driving, suntanned raisen.

No wait, that's not true...I drive a Camary.

Brotha Buck said...

I'm a artist, minus the adjectives!

moofruot said...

ZOMG!!!

Somnambulation!!! =D =D =D

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