Friday, May 04, 2007

is zero odd or even?

Let's parachute ourselves into a contentious situation and force a decision upon the strongest of participants to form an understanding compromise that benefits everyone.

Once complete, commit yourself to a stealthy departure, letting the participants feel as if they came up with the solution themselves and instilling confidence.

Pause for an indeterminate amount of time to compose yourself.



Mercenaria said...

Is being fair similar to being even? When you even things out by giving two children one cookie each - the difference between them is 0. But rarely in life are things even. Rarely are things fair. So having things even is really quite odd.

My vote... zero is odd.. despite the fact that 2,4,6,8 are even and 1,3,5,7 are odd. There's more odd in the world than even!

ghost said...

sounds like the plan they hatched to withdraw from iraq

Debstar said...

I'm pausing.....still not composed *laughs hysterically*