Mexico is north

Is HP Hewlett Packard or Hush Puppy? Maybe it is Harry Potter?

Dancing enigmatically reminds you of writing in the second person. Who is the second person? Why you are, of course.

That would make me the first person, but she's the third. Who is she, you may ask, well, she is obviously the third person as we have already figured out who the first and second is.

Spinning frantically is almost like standing still in an opposite sort of way.