Tuesday, January 08, 2008

blanket statement about blankets

Friday isn't the best day of the week in terms of days of the week that begin with the letter 'J'.

If it wasn't for the zebra in the room, we'd be able to roll dice and count the spots.

If you follow someone who isn't leading, you'll likely end up somewhere else.

Fortune cookies are not so fortunate as they are destroyed and consumed almost every time.

If opportunity rings the doorbell instead of knocking, I would recommend still answering it.

4 comments:

Casdok said...

Wise words!

Debstar said...

'If you follow someone who isn't leading, you'll likely end up somewhere else.'

Unless the person you are following is following the leader then you would be where the leader is unless he is following the person who isn't leading then maybe you would end up in a circle.

ghost said...

ive always thought they should make a fortune cookie cereal.

meshie said...

Ghost, fortune cookie cereal = BRILLIANT IDEA!!! :D :D :D

omg and lil' waterproof floating fortunes... ok, that'd be a little gross.