Thursday, January 31, 2008

recycling phantoms

Vacation spots are funny, because they aren't really spots. Leopards, giraffes and lady bugs have spots. Who would vacation on a leopard? Maybe a lady bug would.

Tuesdays taste terrible. How do you taste a tuesday?

Melancholy moods are reserved for melons. Reserved melons are shy, not melancholy.

Alligators and crocodiles have something in common. They both like picking the black pieces when they play chess.

Forget Paris - how can I forget someone I never knew?

3 comments:

ghost said...

i consider a vacation spot where im sitting on my day off.

ruby tuesday's is a good resteruant.

meloncholy and shy are often mistaken for one another ::nods head::

i always choose earth colors when playing games.

she's a....well, maybe i shouldn't judge.

The OE said...

Contaminated hotel irons pose a risk to National security

Debstar said...

I've been to Paris and I won't forget it. The city not the girl.