Friday, December 11, 2009

baking chickens into clown shaped clouds

I can't recall the things I've forgotten. Can you?

I can't undo my shoelaces if I haven't any. Can you?

I can't videotape my elbows to the ceiling while marching in an Arbour Day Parade wearing a golf-ball hat, mimicking a hamster that is blind in one eye. Can you?

I can't keep from not making obfuscationary comments in situations where they are or are not warranted. Can you?

I can't count the number of cans that have U's in them. Can you?

4 comments:

ghost said...

whats arbour day?

Phil Plasma said...

Arbor Day.

supertomek said...

wikipedia doesnt list canada for arbor day - does that mean we have so many trees that we dont need to celebrate planting more?
i liked "L'homme qui plantait des arbres" - have you read?

Phil Plasma said...

tom: yes, I've read that story a number of times - terrific story.