sidestepping a miracle
There are a plethora of solutions to problems that have answers, but for those problems that are made of Jello, it would seem that a marsupial may be needed.
Stains in the carpet caused by the fecal matter of a dust mite can easily be ignored, except, of course, by other dust mites.
Eating Chinese food is just about as good a thing to do as eating Indian cuisine. Eating a hamburger and fries, on the other hand, requires some Coca-Cola.
My wrist watch indicates a time that is roughly 92 seconds behind the clock on my computer at work. While at work, every time I look at my watch I travel through time.
4 comments:
Jumping jello, batman.
Eucalyptus cleans away dust mites and their spoor.
Tea is required for Chinese. For Indian as well, but I can't stand tea with milk and sugar.
Be careful when you time travel to return to the correct leg of the Trousers of Time.
koala or kangaroo?
Or wombat?
I don't wear a watch at all. Time doesn't exist for me.
Maybe Chinese food for lunch. I don't know any good Chinese restaurants in this town, though. The one closest to me that I tried before was not very good.
Ew dust mites. I can send you some of my daddy longlegged spiders if you wish - apparently, they eat mites. But then perhaps you'd have a daddylongleg problem.
Jello is a problem in itself.
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