lugubriously intoxicated
I have never milked a box of Lego hoping to get Meccano.
Nor have I ever used my bicycle as toilet paper. This should not surprise you.
One thing I have done which should also come as no surprise is that I ate breakfast. What I ate, on the other hand, may also not be surprising. I had five sevenths of a banana and some raisin bran cereal with milk.
If this post strikes you as odd, I'm sorry, I hope you don't bruise easily. If this post doesn't strike you at all, think of it as a passive post. If you do not feel stricken but would like to feel that way, perhaps you should stub your toe. If you do not feel stricken and prefer to remain that way, do nothing different.
3 comments:
Avoid the 2/7ths that's gone all brown.
The 2/7ths was consumed by one or more of my children at about the same time I ate the 5/7ths.
I think I will write a post about a bicycle. It will have nothing to do with toilet paper.
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