Thursday, October 21, 2010

slept through the bomb scare

When Mexico decides to head north, how far will she go?

When the north pole is completely devoid of ice, what will people put in their mixed drinks?

When the south pole is completely devoid of ice, make sure you find high ground.

When an albatross is crossed with a lemur, nothing good can come of it.

Do not forget to floss your elbows.

3 comments:

Debstar said...

When the north pole is completely devoid of ice I would expect there won't be too many people around.

Zhoen said...

Just until it gets too cold in the winter.

Squid chunks.

South pole without ice -will- be high ground.

See the Dirty Jobs with the lemurs? Mean buggers.

My elbows stick out too far.

mez said...

Kansas.

Limes.

Is floor 37 adequate?

Weird. :-|

Thanks.