daytime running headlights

An Olympic sized swimming pool wasn't able to be installed in my left earlobe.

A caricature of an anomaly was too vague to be understood.

An ice cream cone made up of lint and three-year old epoxy is best served with rice.

Garden hoses make terrible candelabras.

Figure skating is a lot like sewing badges onto uniforms.

A dairy product delivery truck tries to turn right as often as possible.