sell your children to the laundromat?

Mixed drinks aren't the anathema that George would like to think she is. She relishes the opportunities presented to her to intoxicate and inebriate. George puts aside his deleterious penchant for her by waking early every morning and going for a run. On his way back, salivating excessively, George dreams of the straight drinks that is her cousin. This one is less sinewy and more lithe.