The wrong people at the poker table

1. If you were to make a list of items, people, places or zoologists, and the third entry on the list was one that started with a vowel, would the quantity of auditors required to run a ski resort be diminished by six or increased by four?

11. A flagpole, army boot and a lemur walk into a bar. How many elbow pads do they try to sell to patrons that have had between two and seven beer?

117. In an exclusive photo shoot of the sky, would the lens used have as one of its components a Big Mac? Or would the camera-person prefer artichoke hearts with a zesty chartreuse sauce?

1177. If the blanket you use at night came alive in a dream only to attempt to strangle you but fail, would you brush your teeth the next morning with more or less vigor as compared to how you would normally iron your trousers?