Tuesday, January 18, 2011

robbing a pet store

Blankets that keep you warm are not unlike a zipper that gets caught when you are in a rush to get it zipped, only in the sense that a slow cooked frog doesn't know to jump out.

Exponential growth, just like a sonnet, can make a tourniquet in less than eleven minutes. Don't ask me how I know this.

The breadth of a shape whose dimensions are measured in width, length and depth is inversely proportional to the cubed root of the wind speed as measured by a hummingbird's propensity to either rise or fall. Don't ask me how I know this; I probably just made it up. Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

My digital wrist watch is currently showing the time 8:08. It also shows the date as currently being TU 1-18. It does not show the phases of the sun or moon. It also does not do my laundry.

2 comments:

Debstar said...

I would like a watch that did the laundry.

Last year I followed a very amusing blog written by a girl, I'm assuming to be in her late 20's. From time to time she would put in some photos of herself, and she looked gorgeous. Then it turned out that the photos were of a model in America, and her followers (very many of them, she wrote well) all got up in arms and asked if anything she wrote was to be believed. I really didn't care. She wrote well, it was amusing, what more do you want? Anyway, because of all of the vitriol directed at her, she shut down her blog.

Phil Plasma said...

I can handle all of the vitriol being thrown at me. ;-)