celebrate piety!

mmmm pie.

My dish of elbow cream has run dry, would you happen to have any to spare? My elbows are lacking in cream. Why one would have elbow cream when they could have elbow noodles is a question Henry once asked. Introducing a particularly vapid character mid stream is not something I have kept from doing previously. I wonder if there are people or persons in the world that sharpen their elbows. I, for one, do not. My elbows are of a sufficient sharpness. To what ends do sharp elbows serve? That is an excellent question, the answer to which Henry does not know. (There he is again, as shallowly defined as ever!).

Why would anyone store elbow cream in a dish?