Thursday, August 11, 2011

My girl side isn't made of cheese

When the helmets are insufficiently protective, liars are made out of pageant winners.

If the candle was lit from the left side, stains can be removed by volition.

When celebrating a lottery win one imbibes too much vodka, rain drops made of firetrucks will fall gracefully upwards from the troposphere.

Stop signs do not stop; they are stationary.

4 comments:

Debstar said...

I would like very much to win the lotto, however I see no point in drinking vodka to celebrate. It would be Moet champagne all the way.

Phil Plasma said...

I would also very much like to win the lottery, LottoMax is at 30 million $ tonight, I have one ticket. If I win my job search is over.

It wouldn't be vodka for me either.

Zhoen said...

They are stopped, and therefore working.

Phil Plasma said...

zhoen, indeed. Being stopped is a significant function of who they are.