First day on its way

So tomorrow is my first day at eXplorance, as such my blogging will be restricted for the next few months as I need to build a reputation of a good and hard worker who would never blog.

I will attempt to blog here and there in the evening, but can not make any firm commitments.

If this causes you any distress, have some ice cream.

If ice cream causes you distress, have some coffee.

If coffee causes you discomfort, have some tea.

If you aren't a tea drinker, drink your alcoholic beverage of choice.

If this doesn't cause you any distress, have a nap.

If having a nap does not sound appealing, go for a walk.

If going for a walk is not your cup of tea, have some coffee.

If you aren't a coffee drinker, drink your alcoholic beverage of choice.