Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Lost weight

So by not eating any chocolate chip cookies yesterday, and by not over eating, and by also eating a little bit more vegetables than I normally do, I am down to being only 1.5% greater than my two year average and 4.6% greater than my 22 year average.

Another few days of this and I should be good to go.

In other news kite sales have plummeted in places where there are no kite flyers.

3 comments:

Zhoen said...

What were the previous sales figures? How could they plummet if they were already non-existant? Just curious.

Phil Plasma said...

Z: The previous sales figures was 1 sale. They plummeted because now there aren't any.

Zhoen said...

Ah, a very shallow plummet.