kitchen knives and 2006 Calendar

Bring junipers, not June.
Purchase nothing at an august establishment in August.
Do not count to eight in October.
Decide to decimate December.
Do not be jaundiced in January.

Elevating one's self above a hypothetical plane that imagines no one as a broken image is much like leaving the ice cream parlour when it is gently raining.

Mixing the truth with a bowl of numerologists makes one want to count to two, too. I should know.

When hurricanes spin clockwise meet up with tornadoes that spin counter-clockwise, who is the wiser?

Nose pores; poor nose.

The space between the strap of my wrist watch and my wrist is made up of very little.

The space between the face of my wrist watch and my face is significantly greater. That is, of course, unless I am holding my wrist watch's face firmly against my face making it extremely difficult to type the remaining part of this sentence.

If I recall correctly, this month's 29th day will be only the second February 29th I have ever had a blog post here at C-Soup. This is, of course, presuming I will post on February 29th.