read on if you will
I do not generally get disgusted, in fact, I can't recall a time ever that I have felt that way.
I generally steer clear of topics that disgust others, but today's post may be providing more information than would normally be provided in a post in this blog.
I am fairly regular in terms of my expulsion of feces. Invariably, when I perform this expulsion I urinate before I defecate. Now what comes next is the point of the post. Perhaps as much as twice a month, the fecal matter drops out of me in such a way as to splash the toilet water back up against me. If anything was to disgust me, this comes the closest.
I waffled about submitting this post for a long time. In the end you are a witness to the decision I have made.
Would it be wrong to say this post is now part of the annals of Ceremonial Soup?
4 comments:
There it is. That used to completely creep me out when I was a kid. Now, eh. Dilution is the solution to pollution. Get a bit more fiber in your diet. There are flushable wet-wipes available for that larger area of skin. Chill, dude.
Too much information Phil. Much too much.
z: I felt it was predictable you'd have a very clinical view of the matter.
Deb: I felt it was predictable you'd find this to be too much.
To both of you, this does not make me appreciate your responses any less.
Maybe you could get a deeper toilet.
But then the splash would be more fantastical
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