being true to the spaghetti

Sometimes getting a three year old to get to sleep is a lot like baking a cake made of lava and cherries.

This is why the hairbrush should not be in the middle of the kitchen. I should know.

Selling your tulips to be used as two lips is not the best idea.

Any other sentence would be less qualified to be a participant in this post if it was made of cheeses sold at markets that opened before dawn.