If I was a kite

Last year's broccoli left her shoes near the deodorant farm.

Her guilty pleasure of nascent recalcitrance mesmerized the vilified.

guilty: having or showing a sense of guilt
guilt: a feeling of responsibility or remorse for some offense, crime, wrong, etc., whether real or imagined

pleasure: enjoyment or satisfaction derived from what is to one's liking

nascent: beginning to exist or develop

recalcitrance: resisting authority or control; not obedient or compliant

mesmerized: hypnotized

vilify: to utter slanderous and abusive statements against

vilified: people who have been defamed

defame: to attack the good name or reputation of, as by uttering or publishing maliciously or falsely anything injurious