realizing your potential is made of silk
When visiting a bank robbery, I always find it best to dress appropriately. You want to look good but also wear sufficiently flexible clothing that when the bank robbers ask you to 'get down', you can do so without risk of ripping your clothes.
While attending a street cycling race, it is rarely recommended to cross the street that is a part of the course. It also isn't recommended to stub the longest toe of your left foot repeatedly as you watch the race.
When in an elevator that is unoccupied, question your existence.
While flossing your teeth, do your best not to crash into the other cars as you drive to work.
After having read this post, do your best not to flagellate mercilessly any of the people whom you encounter for the next thirteen minutes. Following that, go ahead and flagellate as you please, be it mercilessly, or not.
4 comments:
there's no telling how much love id see if i was made of silk.
1. Wearing no jewellery on the day of the robbery would also be advisable.
2. If you stub your toe whilst attending a cycling race at least you will be able to find some drugs. Ask Lance. He should know.
3. I never question my existence.
I am.
4. While driving to work do your best not to floss your teeth.
5. I'm not doing nasty farts in front of anyone. Oh...hang on.... you said flagellate not flatulate. I won't do that either.
ghost: I know I can rely on you to reply to the title of the post, it is why I always try to write interesting ones.
deb: Jewellery did not occur to me as I possess so little of it.
'Ask Lance', funny comment.
If you were in an unoccupied elevator, how could you be in one?
I had fun writing the floss teeth question, it really takes you for a spin.
Flagellate, flatulate, kind of like you say tomato and I say tomato.
Always, in short, be prepared.
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