sentient unconsciousness
If I could get 10,000$ for every time I heard someone complain about the number of times their pet leopard farted at an inappropriate time I'd... well, I'd probably not have very much money.
If I could get 1,000,000$ for every time I witnessed a nacreous cloud eat a Wendy's Big Bacon Classic I'd... well, I'd probably not have very much money.
If I could get 5$ for every time someone within my aural vicinity sneezed a prime number of times, I'd probably be doing pretty well.
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Ah! So... at home with the wife are ya? ;)
Actually, no. Incidentally, she only sneezes a prime number of times rarely. Normally she sneezes either six or eight times in a session.
I generally sneeze 3 times in a session. People tend not to say bless you like they did years ago.
Deb, it is true, I hear it less and less often also.
I tend to sneeze in pairs.
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