Friday, February 15, 2013

uphill chemistry sets

Being exactly the size that I am can serve at least one purpose.

Limiting one's intake of 10W30 used car oil is not a bad idea.

In a dandelion eating contest, few participants would use the King's Indian Attack.

A broccoli experiment that was left to decay has a half life made up of epithelial tissue.

Slouching as a form of gangsterism is a tediously corrosive method of planting pigeons.

2 comments:

Debstar said...

If you say so.

Phil Plasma said...

Well, if I hadn't said so, you wouldn't have been able to read it.