Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Baking a cake in a lake

Wednesdays as a plant food make rusted kitchen utensils smirk with a decisive limp.

Is the plural form of lego, lego?

Mind your Ps and Qs, dot your eyes and cross yourself.

If imitation is the fondest form of envelope sealing, ceilings would form a fond immersion.

The ignominious thrust of the conversation lacked almost nothing in terms of participation. I should know.

The left most thing in a list that goes from right to left would be the last thing noticed unless one looks at the list in reverse order. Order reverse in list the at looks one unless noticed thing last the be would left to right from goes that list in a thing most left The.

Using plant food as a way to feed your pet pigeon is the least effective way of shoveling snow when the temperature is hovering around -5C.

6 comments:

Zhoen said...

Legos.

Keep your skips from your trips.

Try licking a ceiling.

Unless it's left out.

No more shoveling snow this year, I mean it, really.

Phil Plasma said...

I pluralize Lego as Lego.

I am not tall enough to attempt to lick a ceiling.

I had to shovel snow last night, it is potentially the last time, but certainly not guaranteed.

Debstar said...

Is shoveling snow generally regarded as the man's job? Is a shovel full of snow heavy? Are your kids allowed to do snow angels and do they even want to?

Legi and if you are the owner of Lego you would be a Legee. If you do not own Lego you would be Legoless.

Phil Plasma said...

Yes, shoveling snow is generally a man's job, but certainly not only. A shovel full of snow can be heavy - it depends on how wet the snow is. If it snows when it is cold (-10C or colder), the snow is generally light and what we'd sometimes call fluffy. If it snows when it is warm (-2C to 1C), the snow is very wet and has a higher moisture content, so it is heavy and sometimes significantly heavier.
Yes, the kids are allowed and have done snow angels, built snow forts, built snow hills down which they can sled and have top-of-the-hill games.

Debstar said...

I want to go to Canada and play in the snow with your children.

Phil Plasma said...

Deb; you welcomed me into your home, I would be happy to return the favour, think of it as a standing invitation.