building a boat made of tissue paper

The idea that matters most about selling one's toothbrush to the lowest bidder is blanketed in an osmosis that reeks of fresh hemp.

A digital wrist watch made of pulpy orange juice gives Florida a bad name.

The number of clocks that a duck hunter verifies prior to cleaning out her garage is unintelligible to an eight month old human being. I should know.

To claim to have been adjacent to the scene of the crime at the time of the crime, is that a crime?

What is the cost of membership to join the criminally insane? Do you need to be a criminal that goes crazy, or do you need to be crazy and then perform a crime?

If I was a limerick I'd have a much harder time composing posts for a blog.