Thursday, June 13, 2013

Potatoes destined for mediocrity

Marsupials that play chess - watch out for where they might hide some pieces.

Or rather, don't trust a marsupial magician.

If the blankets unionized and demanded better working conditions, laundry machines would be a lot cozier.

If someone used luggage as a lethal weapon, would they still allow luggage on aircraft?

Pantomiming has nothing to do with pants or someone who pants.

This post is made up of one liners.

3 comments:

Zhoen said...

Depends on The Luggage,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rincewind#The_Luggage

Debstar said...

Possums look so cute but they can be a problem in suburbia. Ask my daughter, The Princess, she would know.

Phil Plasma said...

Ages ago I had a net acquaintance who used Rincewind as his handle.

I would ask your daughter about the possums, but I do not have a communication channel. Here we have racoons and skunks (neither of which are cute) that cause problems and also squirrels who are mostly innocuous.