Wednesday, July 31, 2013

being more than a toad that has an earring

Without knowing the truth about removing a ketchup stain from the inside of a bottle of ketchup, knowledge as power is a figment of a fragrant imagination. Leopard print ice cream cones are about as appealing as a banana peel that appealed the court's inappropriate appropriation decision.

Boring one's way through a boring presentation made the boar as bored as a board.

I would lend a bend but not mend a dent. Turning the corner on a dime gives a nickel to the quarterback's back.

The recitation of the correctly enunciated pronunciation of a premonition made the retaliation a deviation. I should know.

3 comments:

Debstar said...

Talking of earrings, about 6 months ago I decided to have my ears pierced.I can't explain why I decided to do this, even to myself, because I rarely wear jewellery. I don't even wear a wedding ring because it no longer fits my fat finger. Oh, to be a skinny 20 something again. Anyway my ears are now constantly adorned with various types of jewellery. Today I am wearing a
pair of little sapphire earrings that my daughter discarded.

Zhoen said...

When I'm short, I sit on a dime and dangle my feet. Don't bother opening the door, I'll just walk under.

Phil Plasma said...

Deb; perhaps your ears were calling out to you. I don't have any piercings.

zhoen: I won't bother with the door, though if you'd like, I'll take care of the window.