boating like a maroon coloured wind

Charitable tables tabled a table of tables.
A tall tail told a tale about tails.

If I was in Egypt right now, I would most likely want to leave.

As I am in Canada right now, I am quite happy to stay.

Buying a villa in southern France is about as much of something to be done by people as other things not dissimilar.

My wife has bronchitis.

My middle child has arthritis.

Coincidence?

Note that the arthritis is currently in remission while the bronchitis isn't.

Telescopes and telephones have little in common. I should know.