Monday, September 09, 2013

bulk purchases of unique items

Acknowledging that the word 'acknowledging' is a 13 letter word serves the purpose only of letting someone know that you know how to count the number of letters there are in a word.

If telekinesis and teleportation both existed, would telephones and television become outdated?

I commented recently to someone that smartphones as they exist today are not too dissimilar from tricorders as imagined almost half a century ago.

If you verified the count of number of letters from the first sentence, consider yourself admonished.

admonish - verb (used with object)
1. to caution, advise, or counsel against something.
2. to reprove or scold, especially in a mild and good-willed manner: The teacher admonished him about excessive noise.

If I was telekinetic, it would take me a lot less time to empty the dishwasher.

If I could teleport, I'd teleport to a port that has a shipment of televisions.

If I could telephone, I might call someone.

If I could televise, well... enough said.

5 comments:

Zhoen said...

I'd be contented telecommuting.

Debstar said...

Beam me up Scotty.

Phil Plasma said...

zhoen: I am a content telecommuter.

deb: my name is not Scotty.

Zhoen said...

Shirley, you jest.

Phil Plasma said...

Don't call me Shirley.

I take the train to and from work and generally speaking it is a pleasant experience and it allows me some time to read.