Wednesday, October 02, 2013

carrying a pigeon over the hump

75% of something as compared to three quarters of nothing brings about a comparison that is as worthless as something without worth.

On a list of things without worth would I add petunia defecation would such a thing exist.

How current are current events if by the time they are being referred to as current events they are no longer current?

Amazingly, a one vowel replacement yields the following:

How raisin are raisin events if by the time they are being referred to as raisin events they are no longer raisin?

Uggh... yuck. I just stepped in a disgusting mush-puddle of petunia defecation.

1 comment:

Debstar said...

How current are current affairs? Good question Phil. Not quite as current as newsreaders would have us believe, it would seem.