Friday, November 01, 2013

Reacting negatively to lugubriousness

It seems no matter how hard I try, I am unable to...

...fly like a bird
...grow a third arm
...learn how to hibernate
...count out loud to 674,506,111
...cringe when I really should recoil
...self-flagellate mercilessly to the point of unconsciousness
...create the component that will complete my time insertion machine

1 comment:

Zhoen said...

Oh, you can count as high as your lifetime allows. You'd just have to sacrifice other life experiences. You may (reasonably) refuse to devote your life to doing what a computer could do in rather less time, with no sacrifice at all.