electrified sand boxes

The ambidextrous lichen sang mellifluously as the stark calamity-bound egress fought the status quo by embracing exhausted minorities.

The question as to whether or not lichen could be both ambidextrous and have the ability to sing is not of concern of the author of this post.

That an egress could be calamity-bound or would be able to fight at all is also beyond the interest of the author.

It is fairly certain that on any given day exhausted minorities need to be embraced to fight the status quo.

So which are you, a lichen or an egress?