Barnacles among the left wing

The pitch of the repetitiveness of an enigmatic decision plagued by second guessing leaves the wanderers even more reclusive. I should know.

I expect to sleep on AC870 this Thursday. I tend to sleep on aircraft.

The man asks his wife for a scotch at 9AM, she says 'at this hour?' incredulously, 'it's breakfast time', so he says to put some oats into it.

Lethbridge is a place in Alberta. I don't know what citizens of this town are called. Lethbridgians?

There is a good chance that people who live in flood plains that get flooded often will get flooded again. I do not live in a flood plain, though I also do not live very far from a major river.

The sentence that was sentenced lacked a predicate which was predicted by the guffawing ricochet. Did I say 'ricochet'? I may have meant something else.