what would you do for a klondike fish?

The oxygenated couch potato, relishing the opportunity to watch the advertisements during the 1983 super bowl replay, devoured the pent up imaginations of a fourty-seven year old while learning to play the bass clarinet.

That such an entropically driven news article would be first on the list of items that are inconsequential to people that have more pressing concerns is of no concern to the author of this post. Why indeed the previous sentence was included is a mystery (not wrapped in an enigma).

Blatant advertisements that promote consumerism for the sole purpose of making shareholders wealthier appear to be more common than lint collectors attached to the side of city buses that are in the last three years of their projected lifespan. Even odd connotations would be apt. I should know.

Suicidal fledgling non-sequiturs ran amok among the mongrels. Dilapidated dates dated a Danish danish. Being one of the few that can post posts such as this post, I would have to say that this post is a post. Curiously, it is also a pattern post.