reacting negatively to an apron

The busy-body that some people are prevents them from urinating at a time that is the most opportune for their health. I do not know about their defecation habits.

Being on two committees to raise funds is not so easy as the pool of people from whom I am attempting to raise funds are the same. Our latest stint for one of the committees is to sell cases of toilet paper and paper towel. Once there are about 300 cases the order goes in and our parish (for whom this fundraising effort is taking place) gets a cut. It's not a bad gig as most people consume toilet paper.

Who doesn't is a big question, but not one I am willing to research further.