Wednesday, September 03, 2014

corn and dandruff flakes

The cryogenic factory that uses basting pans to evoke a soliloquy is less inclined to maximize solutions that present themselves only from obtuse angles that derive normally from below the horizon. I should know.

When wind is wound on a winding road running westwards the eastern Easter breeze breathed life in the wife of a kite dealer. A four year old painstakingly stubbed her toe, towed her toy, toyed with the cat, and caught a cold. Did I mention it was cold?

The Grinch who stole underwear is not the same as that other Grinch who is better known. They are cousins, however, and as such, share grandparents.

Flight or fight, that's the best kangaroo I've ever eaten.


Debstar said...

cryogenics? When I depart this world that is how I wish to remain...departed.

The four year old is having a tough time.

Are the grinches also related to the grinch who steals socks?

Apparently kangaroo is very good for you, high in protein and very low fat. No matter how long you cook it for it remains bloody red and somewhat chewy. Horrible stuff. You can buy it in Australia in any of the large food outlets. I choose not to.

Phil Plasma said...

When I depart this world I won't be a part of it anymore.

I think the creature that steals socks is a leprechaun.

I've actually never eaten kangaroo, it isn't easily available here; I just thought it would be a nifty way to end the post.

Debstar said...

Shame I didn't cook you some while you were here just so you could say you've been there, tasted that and you never want to repeat the experience. Crocodile tastes good btw. Not readily available however.

Zhoen said...

A solution of soliloquy? Would you heat that, or add crushed ice?

Phil Plasma said...

Neither, you'd wrap it in an envelope made of barbecued chicken skin.