Wednesday, September 30, 2015

when a velocoraptor eats blueberry pie

The quintessentially enigmatic adornment attached to the 1972 bumper sticker advising us that using a rake to brush ones teeth is inadvisable reacts vivaciously much like a dated television celebrity gums up the road work.

Polysyllabic responses to monosyllabic questions mark the questioner as a simpleton and the answerer as a snob. I should know.

When the wicked are cast out like some people remove spiders from their living room, all will not be lost (and/or found).

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