Wednesday, December 14, 2016

when telepathy and telekinesis fail

A thirty-one year old schizophrenic dentist celebrated Arbor Day by promoting the use of dental floss as an ingredient in a digital wrist watch and ripened banana peel smoothie made in a foreign made jalopy.

A geriatric Liechtensteiner baked a loaf of bread.

Relevance is an idea that can really draw two {entities | ideas | toothbrushes} together. This is also true at night.

The boot lace of the boot that fits my left foot broke. Fortunately, no one was injured at the time. A blue microcosm found within a fuschia macrocosm caused a cosmos to smell a little like a smudged dandelion that was partially eaten by pharaoh ants.

A capillary joint, like a cannabis joint, is about as notable as an F sharp.

There is something to be said about putting your hand on your hip and sticking your elbow out. I'm not sure if it is more meaningful to do this with the right hand or the left. Doing this while also running uphill on September 30th is probably one of the least newsworthy things a Sterlet sturgeon can do while losing a hand of blackjack.

The flight warden masked her temperamental reaction by pretending to limp in a subtle fashion.
The temperamental limp reaction masked the flight fashion by limping into a pretending warden.
By pretending to mask her temperamental fashion, the limping warden had a flight reaction.

Well, there it is, a whole in the ground from which can be drawn ice cream. Using crayons, of course.

1 comment:

Debstar said...

I get the Herbie jeebies just thinking about the dentist, although yesterday, my dentist said Merry Christmas and then he gave me a big hug. He's a very warm, happy Greek so I really shouldn't get so anxious, but I do anyway.