Wednesday, January 18, 2017

when a turn key doesn't lock

His feet really smell. Perhaps he should remove them.

Or, wash them.

Or, paint them orange.

I do not know what is the most appropriate solution. Of course, I am not the one to make the decision, so it isn't important that I don't know.

He said he would wash his feet before getting into bed. I think this is a fine idea as otherwise the bed would start to smell like his feet. And how do you remove a bed?

Oh, I know, we could paint the bed orange. Or, he'll wash his feet.

1 comment:

Debstar said...

He could just remove the sheets rather than the bed.