Friday, June 16, 2017

When a blanket is used as a dandelion

Welcoming a welcome mat to be unwelcome on a welcome ship bound for the town called Welcome will come as no surprise to the welcome mat maker association who welcome anyone who welcomes welcome mats.

Scrubbing your toes with a scrub brush intended for scrubbing toes while wearing a scrub suit is something the scrub toe association would welcome.

A mixed metaphor metaphorically mixed a mixed drink that was a metaphor for mixed company from a metaphoric mix company.

All of the best of the best bested the best of the others, who were bested by the best by being better.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. These are some of the numbers that are less than eleven.

Claw back your back.


1 comment:

Debstar said...

I didn't know you could get a scrubbing brush specifically for scrubbing toes.