Monday, August 07, 2017

Creationisim versus opaque soup bowls

A myopic surgeon once played chess with a three year old house plant named Gerald. The house plant voted shamefully for the current leadership; but this had no impact on his chess playing. The surgeon, meanwhile, forgot his glasses and so didn't do so well in the match.

An irritable elocutionist and a speech writer decided to throw their bones into a blender to see what came up. Evading perception, the results had little to do with the bones, and more to do with the blender.

That an acorn would scream at the top of its lungs asking to play Donkey Kong advised very few people that the weather was expected to change. One thing is truly certain: weather changes.

1 comment:

Debstar said...

Well that was fun.