Sending thoughts in the direction of Quasimodo's pet pencil

The choreography of a pentagon that went to the dentist to have her toenails removed reminded very few people about the shopping list they would have taken with them to the dung repair person's shop.

The elaborateness of the simplified circle was bent out of shape; there was too much stress caused by the raising and lowering of the upper limit of the troposphere.

The dichotomy of the ambiguous duplicity doubled up the halves and halved the have nots.

Dichotomy (noun, plural di·chot·o·mies)

1. division into two parts, kinds, etc.; subdivision into halves or pairs.
2. division into two mutually exclusive, opposed, or contradictory groups: a dichotomy between thought and action.
3. Botany. a mode of branching by constant forking, as in some stems, in veins of leaves, etc.

Ambiguous (adjective)

1. open to or having several possible meanings or interpretations; equivocal: an ambiguous answer.
2. Linguistics. (of an expression) exhibiting constructional homonymity; having two or more structural descriptions, as the sequence Flying planes can be dangerous.
3. of doubtful or uncertain nature; difficult to comprehend, distinguish, or classify: a rock of ambiguous character.

Duplicity (noun, plural du·plic·i·ties for 2, 3)

1. deceitfulness in speech or conduct, as by speaking or acting in two different ways to different people concerning the same matter; double-dealing.
2. an act or instance of such deceitfulness.
3. Law. the act or fact of including two or more offenses in one count, or charge, as part of an indictment, thus violating the requirement that each count contain only a single offense.