Twice the three times once the second

There isn't anything I can say about lint, ketchup or soliloquies that remind the reader of time spent waxing her finger nails.

I'm not certain what the best way is to refer to this new person I met at camp, perhaps as Aqua-Fresh, or maybe simply 'K'.

It has been a long time since I've had the fun and pleasure of getting to learn about someone new. It is a refreshing experience.

In other news, a thirty-something fusionist made pancakes with semi-conductor fluid and a bow tie.

Do not, under any circumstances, do something that you probably shouldn't do. Or, do so.