not all of what is said

Just remember that the least important thing to do or know is not relevant to anyone that knows how to spell words that exceed twelve letters in length.

The odd thing about even numbers that count to twelve, are that they do not know what time the clock spins, be it clock-wise or smart-wise.

The bow of the boat on the starboard side has a name that is pontifically energized, much like the midship and cockpit can be announced by the main sail but not the head sail.

Dividing girth by breadth is not the kind of thing that a septuagenarian would do on a Tuesday morning after having watched a re-run of a Jeopardy TV show featuring Ken Jennings.

That today is a celebration in Quebec that is a holiday where almost every worker gets to take a day off is really quite nice for those workers.

I, for one, am not made exclusively of cream cheese.