stuggling with a napkin

Today isn't the best day to starch your socks.

Tomorrow may be a good day to launder your kite.

The weekend poses an excellent time to pretend to be a cheesecake.

Side stepping the lolli-pop salesperson isn't always the best decision to make when wandering the country fair. Choosing to pledge allegiance to the Pillsbury Dough Boy is.

I would like to wish Good Luck to all for whom such luck would apply. For everyone else, take two steps backwards and keep up with the good work.